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May 02, 2019 15:31


Gonna quit my job & lay in bed naked all day.

Fuck you Monday.
- Meghan Lee (@shesgotfreckles) April 29, 2019

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning and I’m still alive.
- Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) April 17, 2019

Me: I need to get my shit together

My shit: not today, girl, not today
- Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 1, 2019

[ Having Fun ]

Me: Wow, this is great. Why haven't I done this before?

*never does it again*
- Krucified Serena (@kidnapped_jesus) May 1, 2019

Feeling like a neck tattoo might take me out of this funk
- Ryan (@fuckryan_) May 1, 2019

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