i'm back bitches
well, i haven't posted in like a hlaf century so i will start anew with this remarkbly embarassing and funny story. so here it is like 7 in the morning and i just got home form work. first things first, i grab a cold labatt blue from the fridge and think "damn, i need to check the mail" so i do so with beer in hand not thinking twice about it. so there i am in front of my apt. building looking through mail sipping my brew. off in the distance goes a car alarm. anyone familiar with dane cook knows about his song to go along with car alarms "hello! I'm a car!" etc etc. well this pops into my head and strikes me as remarkably hillarious right about the time i am sipping my cold one. i laugh and spit my beer all over the place. now the embarassing part is that fact that at about the moment all of the these things came together one of the better looking women in my building happened to be leaving for work and witnessed the whole thing. DOH!!!
fuckin hillarious though!
fuckin hillarious though!