BMan Updates
1. Through a predictable1 stroke of playa kismet, Bacon Without Borders has a definite home! Look for us at 4:30 & Allante. We'll be teamed up with the former Volcano Worshipers.2 Bacon is the gateway meat, afterall.
2. I am now the happy new owner of the world's most awesome 6 foot tall bell bottoms. When my crotch is face high, you know it's a fun night.
3. Party At Jabba's is finally starting to look like a real mutant vehicle! We still have a world of work between now and primetime drivetime. But sweet jesus, we might just do it. The slave Leia chains came in today. Tomorrow comes the Turbosound. Fire cannons as soon as the last 5 parts arrive. I just heard some horror stories about remote driving console failures. If we don't crash into a random camp, I consider this venture a success.3
4. Other place to look for me: in the circle next to the man on burn night! I will be in the 12:00 - 3:00 section of the Fire Conclave Circle. I will be wielding and breathing very big fire. I'll be hard to miss. In fact, I think that section should get a whole lot brighter when I give the rest of my troupe their cue.4
5. Other place to look for me: Fire Idol. Deathguild's take on American Idol.5 I believe we will be the art car hosting the judging panel. And occasionally blowing things up. Friday. At the Thunderdome.
6. Other place to look for me: anywhere on the playa via GPS. Sorta. I'm still not entirely clear on the details. All I know is that I got sucked into gearwhore shenanigans. And it's going to be a good way to be found when we want to be found. Zero in on my location and I'll serve ya up a cayenne bacon drop. ;-)
7. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
8. )'(
9. EDIT: I just got this in my inbox. It's from last night's sewing session to get my burn night duds in order. How thematic. It's a very Betsy Ross moment.
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1. Actually, I had no idea that was going to happen. But I should already know by now that this is just how it works.
2. They are still calling themselves the Volcano Worshipers, even though we both know they just became Bacon Worshipers.
3. Actually, I think if we did crash into some random camp, I might also consider THAT a success.
4. Because either I will be successful and I will set many big things on fire. Or I won't. And *I* will be that big fire.
5. Who will be Black Rock City's next Fire Idol?
2. I am now the happy new owner of the world's most awesome 6 foot tall bell bottoms. When my crotch is face high, you know it's a fun night.
3. Party At Jabba's is finally starting to look like a real mutant vehicle! We still have a world of work between now and primetime drivetime. But sweet jesus, we might just do it. The slave Leia chains came in today. Tomorrow comes the Turbosound. Fire cannons as soon as the last 5 parts arrive. I just heard some horror stories about remote driving console failures. If we don't crash into a random camp, I consider this venture a success.3
4. Other place to look for me: in the circle next to the man on burn night! I will be in the 12:00 - 3:00 section of the Fire Conclave Circle. I will be wielding and breathing very big fire. I'll be hard to miss. In fact, I think that section should get a whole lot brighter when I give the rest of my troupe their cue.4
5. Other place to look for me: Fire Idol. Deathguild's take on American Idol.5 I believe we will be the art car hosting the judging panel. And occasionally blowing things up. Friday. At the Thunderdome.
6. Other place to look for me: anywhere on the playa via GPS. Sorta. I'm still not entirely clear on the details. All I know is that I got sucked into gearwhore shenanigans. And it's going to be a good way to be found when we want to be found. Zero in on my location and I'll serve ya up a cayenne bacon drop. ;-)
7. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
8. )'(
9. EDIT: I just got this in my inbox. It's from last night's sewing session to get my burn night duds in order. How thematic. It's a very Betsy Ross moment.
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1. Actually, I had no idea that was going to happen. But I should already know by now that this is just how it works.
2. They are still calling themselves the Volcano Worshipers, even though we both know they just became Bacon Worshipers.
3. Actually, I think if we did crash into some random camp, I might also consider THAT a success.
4. Because either I will be successful and I will set many big things on fire. Or I won't. And *I* will be that big fire.
5. Who will be Black Rock City's next Fire Idol?