The Week In Sex -- Fortune Cookie Edition
This week's delay brought to you by my stay in the wonderful city of New York (which is ironic, because that's where the WiS comes from).
For the week starting February 25th
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar...in bed.
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
Work to become, not to acquire...in bed.
gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
Be careful not to give your heart too freely to someone...in bed.
cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
The cautious rarely err, and rarely have any fun...in bed.
leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
Beware the perils of peer pressure...in bed.
virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
Confucius say, Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance...in bed.
libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
Don't be fooled by someone who is not telling you the truth about his or her past. If you are observant, you are likely to see warning signs...in bed.
scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
An active body will lead to a satisfied mind...in bed.
sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
Be careful not to open up too quickly with those you know little about...in bed.
capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th)
An intellectual approach to life will win you many influential friends...in bed.
aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
There is a lot to be said for what is left unsaid...in bed.
pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th)
If you want something, ask for it...in bed.
For the week starting February 25th
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar...in bed.
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
Work to become, not to acquire...in bed.
gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
Be careful not to give your heart too freely to someone...in bed.
cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
The cautious rarely err, and rarely have any fun...in bed.
leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
Beware the perils of peer pressure...in bed.
virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
Confucius say, Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance...in bed.
libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
Don't be fooled by someone who is not telling you the truth about his or her past. If you are observant, you are likely to see warning signs...in bed.
scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
An active body will lead to a satisfied mind...in bed.
sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
Be careful not to open up too quickly with those you know little about...in bed.
capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th)
An intellectual approach to life will win you many influential friends...in bed.
aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
There is a lot to be said for what is left unsaid...in bed.
pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th)
If you want something, ask for it...in bed.