work bring out the best in me....

[dubss]

... and by that i mean that it can get so boring that i even update this thing. so, its been a long time since i've touched this thing, but only because i was told that if i keep touching it i would go blind. i actualy wrote up this long update a while back about the whole winter break and the events that traspired around that time but something was missing from it. i sat and i pondered about the missing piece of the puzzle. re-reading it over and over again i could not help but feel that there was something i could do to improve on it, to make it truly worthwhile. and then it hit me: Ctrl-A, Delete, Save. Beautiful. I know i kept promisng it for a while but it was just soooooo dull and i'm talking sex-with-ron dull. that's dull. plus anyone who would be silly enough to even read this was there for most of it. so i appologize for misleading everyone (this is where ya'll pretend to care and acknowledge my adultedness of being to admit my faults and grow from them). through the months that followed many things that i saw, heard or was penetrated by made me want to resume this update thing but somhow the time was just never there. but now that i'm at work and my boss is out somewhere i find myself longing to type endlessly and pointlessly. and of course now, not a single interesting thing come to mind. Luckily marina just turned 21 so that provides some material. first of all i would like to inform everyone that got laughed at by her for watching "pretty woman" that night that i caught her watching it the other day. granted there is something a bit more heterosexual about her doing it then max and ron watching it at 3 o'clock in the morning, drunk and lying with in the same bed. the birthday ovewrall was a blast. we drank we danced, we made a lot of noise and we almost got to see tony dance on a bar... damn... some day tony...someday. It was nice to have a night out with everyone minus any drama and with everyone getting along...sure it was like 15 guys and 2 girls, but i guess its the sausage-like nature of some get-togethers that make them trouble free. seth added to that effect by wearing an "i just got fucked by henry rollins in the ass while giving marylin manson a rim-job" outfit. i got to finlay meet kris, a cool guy by all accounts. and of course i got to see art drunk for a little while, which if any of you know is a rare and golden opportunity. almost as golden as watching marina "exhale" most of what she drank and ate that night...well golden, green, red, and very pretty purple... you can't buy that kind of purple. well my boss just called and it looks like he's almost back. so i have to cut this short. but i'm sure i will have a chance to get back to it at some point. there is much to tell, come back for:
-max's secret 3 penised donkey story
-tony finds a friend
-art and his wacky misadventured with SARS
-marina finding out that the legal drinking age is now 22 and going up by 1 every year from now on
see ya's.