Reasons Why I Am a Horrible Person: A Confession
I once paid a carney $1.00 to see "the world's smallest horse " and it ruined my day. I hatched a plan to free the perfectly normal poney from the dark hole in the ground where it was being cruelly imprisoned, but as always, didn't have the guts to carry it out. You may or may not know this about me, but im mostly talk, and event at that, I don't talk much. Im a chicken and as a result, theres a poney being kept in a dark lonley hole in the ground. Im sorry poney!
But on the up side atleast I didn't get arrested.
I once parked in a handicapt spot, but in my defense, I didn't know it was a handicapt spot until after I pulled away. Heres what makes it such a horrible offese... When I saw what I had done, I looked around to see if there was anyone I could apoligize to, like in a store or somthing. When I looked up though, I wasn't parked infront of a store at all but "the Pedeatrics Orthopedic Center". So not only did I park in a handicapt spot but I stole it from a sick person, and a CHILD at that! Oh yea and the reason I was parked there in the first place was to go get my nails done across the street.
I'm a horrible superficial person who steals from children with frail bones!
p.s. I don't know if you've seen the Martin Luther Kind Jr. google words on the website. But google is REALLY slipping becuase its quite awful! They stick his head were the second 'O' should be and pretend that it works just because its round... it really bad
But on the up side atleast I didn't get arrested.
I once parked in a handicapt spot, but in my defense, I didn't know it was a handicapt spot until after I pulled away. Heres what makes it such a horrible offese... When I saw what I had done, I looked around to see if there was anyone I could apoligize to, like in a store or somthing. When I looked up though, I wasn't parked infront of a store at all but "the Pedeatrics Orthopedic Center". So not only did I park in a handicapt spot but I stole it from a sick person, and a CHILD at that! Oh yea and the reason I was parked there in the first place was to go get my nails done across the street.
I'm a horrible superficial person who steals from children with frail bones!
p.s. I don't know if you've seen the Martin Luther Kind Jr. google words on the website. But google is REALLY slipping becuase its quite awful! They stick his head were the second 'O' should be and pretend that it works just because its round... it really bad