Apr 06, 2005 00:13
Sitcom Soldier: tim
celticbeatnik: 26900
celticbeatnik: looking for the exact number
Sitcom Soldier: you are going to have to make sure any destruction i cause with my newly acquired heat vision is legal
celticbeatnik: SB 102
Sitcom Soldier: and ill maybe pull a stop at columbia if it so pleases my home states senator
celticbeatnik: "Legalization of Heat Ray Vision." Referred to the committee on Atomic Waste and Super Hero Activity
Sitcom Soldier: IT WILL PASS, AND WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS
celticbeatnik: yessss.....yessssssssss
Sitcom Soldier: the conservative middle will quake with fear at the awesome power of the liberal controlled heat vision powers of me
Sitcom Soldier: gays will walk in and out of marriages at the horrendous rates straights do, plugs will be pulled on the dying, fetus's will be aborted
celticbeatnik: "This is the No Spin Zone with Bill O Reilly. Today with us is some lib- AH GOD! HEAT VISION!"
celticbeatnik: mmhmm feti
celticbeatnik: there is nothing we liberals love more than killing babies and hot man on man anal sex
Sitcom Soldier: and the donkey will replace the eagle as our national animal of pride
Sitcom Soldier: over the recently deceased corspe of a person in a permenately vegetative state?
celticbeatnik: oh man
celticbeatnik: that only gets them hotter
Sitcom Soldier: we are horrible people, you know that tim?
celticbeatnik: we're going to hell kevin
Sitcom Soldier: egh, not anything new
celticbeatnik: but we will be in good company. imagine playing drinking games with Genghis Khan. Hell will be the best place ever.
Sitcom Soldier: oh man, drinking games with hemingway
Sitcom Soldier: coke lines with burroughs
Sitcom Soldier: time and space travel with vonnegut
celticbeatnik: I love the way that got more outlandish
celticbeatnik: drinking...to coke...to time travel
celticbeatnik: but seriously, that'd be the sweetest thing ever
celticbeatnik: in the beginning of the inferno, dante enters a sort of limbo place where the non christinized wise men of the past...like casear and homer and virgil...people like that all chill
celticbeatnik: I can imagine ending up there
Sitcom Soldier: thatd be chill
celticbeatnik: if that's what heaven was, I"m gonna go confess to my sins right now
Sitcom Soldier: and leave drinking and coke and time travel?
Sitcom Soldier: thats no fun
-Tim
(and kevin)