Forth report;

[dubiousdoings]

((VIDEO))Ladies and Gentleman! I'd like to present to you... a magic trick! It's something I've been working on in my spare time, so please pay close attention

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[fierybluebird]

Really, that's all?

[dubiousdoings]

Didn't I say it was?

[fierybluebird]

That's kind of boring mate. No sparkles or anything?

[dubiousdoings]

Oh, that's an excellent idea for my next test. Why don't you think reallly hard, and we'll see if sparkles appear next. There might be a correlation!

[fierybluebird]

[Sheds sparkles off his hands.]

Wow, you're right! This is a much better trick, eh.

[dubiousdoings]

((smiles, and claps.)) Oh, so you can play the game. Perhaps I expected less out of you than I should.

[fierybluebird]

One of many in my repertoire.

[dubiousdoings]

Including your phoenix, I take?

[fierybluebird]

"My phoenix..." What a strange way to say it. Yes, the same as your little little boy.

[dubiousdoings]

...

My what?

[fierybluebird]

Yourself.

[dubiousdoings]

Oh, I see.

Tell me, do you speak English as a second language, or do you just have difficulties making sense.

[fierybluebird]

While there are far nicer ways to ask for clarification, I will attempt to give you some nonetheless.

I am not in possession of a phoenix anymore than you are in possession of a little boy. I simply am a phoenix. [Turns into one. Then back. Then into hybrid, then back and this time with just the tail left over.] See?

[dubiousdoings]

((He wasn't asking for clarification, but he won't mention it in any case.))

You cease to amaze the crowd.

[fierybluebird]

I was never much of a magician. [Goes back to toying with sparkles.]

[dubiousdoings]

You should pick it up, you might be interesting then.