NOT THE ABS!
Kyo. This is an intervention.
YOU MUST CEASE WITH THE TATTOOS. ;_;
I mean, don't get me wrong; I'm no prude. Tattoo your arms, tattoo your hands, hell, you can even tattoo your tight ass (it would say 薫の :3). I'm not too fond of the tattoos on your neck and your manly pecs, but whatever.
BUT NOT THE ABS. OH GOD, NOT THE ABS.
Your abs could power a third world country. Your abs are fuckin' ethereal. They're the reason you lose your shirt after the first song of a live and never bother to put it on again. They make people swoon. And you must work so fucking hard to maintain them, especially after all those years of scrawny, fully-clothed visual kei-ness!
But to VIOLATE the abs with TATTOOS?!
I cry a sad, sad cry. ;_; As I will never touch your abs and must rely on my sense of sight alone, I (and innumerable others) would appreciate it if you abstained from further obstruction of the view.
What can I say. I had to get it out somewhere. Dude, Kyo's abs make straight guys hot. (Says me.) They are the sexiest thing since sex, and I hate to see the tattoo brigade taking them hostage.
... I mean, seriously. At first it was the butterfly, then it was the dragon, then it was the shit around the butterfly and the fingers... and that was IT for YEARS. And now? Who the hell told him covering his body with ink was the thing to do? That stopped being a sign of rebellion in the mid 90s. Fuck. REBEL WITH ABS! SEXY SEXY ABS!
In other news.
My brother can pick me up and haul me around the whole damn house. Surprising, but it has the slight benefit of allowing me to feel better about my fat ass.
Also. Why does Seymour NEVER FUCKING DIE? I killed him, then he came back as a zombie and went Super-Saiyan or whatever, killed his ass again, and now he's STILL sending shit after me? THE FUCK IS THAT. You'd think after he went "final form," his ass would have been ended.
On that same vein.
FUCK YOU YUNA. YOU HAVE TOTALLY RUINED MY FFX SHIPS.
I mean, if I'm honest with myself, I never really hated Yuna, like, say, Rinoa, but... well, ok, yea, it's mostly her voice actor. She's aggravating as fuck. If it was someone else, I'm sure we'd be best buddies.
... maybe not. But still.
But seriously, the stupid 素敵だね scene... HOLY FUCK I'm now a supporter of Tidus/Yuna. SHIIIT. I'm such a damn sap.
Even though there was potential cage!sex with Auron and Tidus previously...! Ok, not really, but you give my sick brain a cage with two guys in it... what do you expect, really?
Man, even though I kept choosing the "no" or "meh" or "fuck off" (... paraphased) option when people asked if Tidus liked Yuna... damn. CURSE YOU SQUARE.
Also, having to use items to up your Aeons stats to be anything worthwhile? Fucking shit, yo.
I'M JUST BITCHY TODAY EH.
Da-hur. I died in FFX, then FFIII, so now I've got a bunch of levelling up in my future. Pah.
Oh well. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN...
PS- Why is it that all FFX characters have gills?
YOU MUST CEASE WITH THE TATTOOS. ;_;
I mean, don't get me wrong; I'm no prude. Tattoo your arms, tattoo your hands, hell, you can even tattoo your tight ass (it would say 薫の :3). I'm not too fond of the tattoos on your neck and your manly pecs, but whatever.
BUT NOT THE ABS. OH GOD, NOT THE ABS.
Your abs could power a third world country. Your abs are fuckin' ethereal. They're the reason you lose your shirt after the first song of a live and never bother to put it on again. They make people swoon. And you must work so fucking hard to maintain them, especially after all those years of scrawny, fully-clothed visual kei-ness!
But to VIOLATE the abs with TATTOOS?!
I cry a sad, sad cry. ;_; As I will never touch your abs and must rely on my sense of sight alone, I (and innumerable others) would appreciate it if you abstained from further obstruction of the view.
What can I say. I had to get it out somewhere. Dude, Kyo's abs make straight guys hot. (Says me.) They are the sexiest thing since sex, and I hate to see the tattoo brigade taking them hostage.
... I mean, seriously. At first it was the butterfly, then it was the dragon, then it was the shit around the butterfly and the fingers... and that was IT for YEARS. And now? Who the hell told him covering his body with ink was the thing to do? That stopped being a sign of rebellion in the mid 90s. Fuck. REBEL WITH ABS! SEXY SEXY ABS!
In other news.
My brother can pick me up and haul me around the whole damn house. Surprising, but it has the slight benefit of allowing me to feel better about my fat ass.
Also. Why does Seymour NEVER FUCKING DIE? I killed him, then he came back as a zombie and went Super-Saiyan or whatever, killed his ass again, and now he's STILL sending shit after me? THE FUCK IS THAT. You'd think after he went "final form," his ass would have been ended.
On that same vein.
FUCK YOU YUNA. YOU HAVE TOTALLY RUINED MY FFX SHIPS.
I mean, if I'm honest with myself, I never really hated Yuna, like, say, Rinoa, but... well, ok, yea, it's mostly her voice actor. She's aggravating as fuck. If it was someone else, I'm sure we'd be best buddies.
... maybe not. But still.
But seriously, the stupid 素敵だね scene... HOLY FUCK I'm now a supporter of Tidus/Yuna. SHIIIT. I'm such a damn sap.
Even though there was potential cage!sex with Auron and Tidus previously...! Ok, not really, but you give my sick brain a cage with two guys in it... what do you expect, really?
Man, even though I kept choosing the "no" or "meh" or "fuck off" (... paraphased) option when people asked if Tidus liked Yuna... damn. CURSE YOU SQUARE.
Also, having to use items to up your Aeons stats to be anything worthwhile? Fucking shit, yo.
I'M JUST BITCHY TODAY EH.
Da-hur. I died in FFX, then FFIII, so now I've got a bunch of levelling up in my future. Pah.
Oh well. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN...
PS- Why is it that all FFX characters have gills?