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[dubia_lux]

"Just put on cat ears and mill about" they said. Hnn...clearly this was an unwise idea.

((ooc: L is...a catboy. Basically himself with black cat ears and a tail and he's aware that he's cursed but he's unable to resist the urge to act feline. Someone's dog just chased him up a tree in Xanadu. Now he's stuck. Help a guy?))

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[ohrosalita]

Ah, well. They do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[dubia_lux]

*purrs up in the tree*

*...Y halo thar, Catwoman*

[ohrosalita]

And aren't you a pretty kitty. I'm looking for an assistant. I'll pay you in catnip and all the kibble you can eat.

[dubia_lux]

*streeetches*

*Knows this is a cursed woman but as a cat cannot resist Catwoman*

Saaa~ An assistant in what?

[ohrosalita]

*smiles and stretches out a gloved hand to scritch that particularly sensitive spot behind kitty's ears*

Oh, nothing too tiresome. Just a little light cat-burglary.

[dubia_lux]

*oooooh, that feels good. Leeaans into the scritch then knee-jerks*

Ah....Burglary?

[ohrosalita]

A heist here and there. I feel so drab without diamonds.

[dubia_lux]

*swishes tail*

I do not condone burglary.

[ohrosalita]

Oh, I wouldn't ask you to condone it, only to help. I'm not a bad girl, kitty, just one who likes beautiful things.

Don't you want me to be pretty?

[dubia_lux]

*looouud purrs*

Of course but if you try to steal a diamond then someone will try to stop you.

[ohrosalita]

They try all the time, they just won't succeed. There's a little jewellery store that caught my eye, I won't take everything of course, only the best.

[dubia_lux]

*tail swish*

Mmm. Maybe you should wait for tomorrow night? Tonight the streets are terribly crowded.

[ohrosalita]

Now have you ever known a cat to be seen when it doesn't want to be? I don't have the patience, are you coming with me or not?

[dubia_lux]

I feel oddly compelled to follow you.

....But...

[ohrosalita]

Theres a saucer of milk in it for you at the end of the night...

[dubia_lux]

I shouldn't.

...

.........How....How much milk?