My letter to Santa

Dec 07, 2009 18:21

This is so wrong ... I would never eat a Brussel Sprout.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In August I gave spindriftdancer a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday I pulled beable's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-18 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
dubhease

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