Anti-Valentines Day: My new holiday
I have decided that the holiday Anti-Valentines Day should be created as a counter to that guilt trip called Valentines Day. Here's the details: Anti-Valentines Day will be celebrated every February 13th as a holiday for single people who feel isolated by Valentines Day. It will be celebrated by doing something completely unromantic (i.e. watching a horror movie). Since it is a newly created holiday, feel free to add to it as you will, keeping in line with the Anti-Valentines theme of course.