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bwahahaha fucking girls are weird as shit
ahahahahaha god so where should i start bear jager is some heavy shit haha if you never heard of it here is the story: in the old days bears would attack bee hives and steal the honey so the bee keepers decided to mix jager with honey and put it in front of the bee hives so they drink the jager since it has honey and they get too drunk to attack the bee hives then the bee keepers shoot the fucking bears and kill them haha and they sell this shit in stores its hard to find but dammn
haha im not going to prom
but i am going to the expendables show and i am trying to find a date to go with me ;) i think i have someone in mind
my manager is a bitch she stole my mother fucking rice krispy treat
lets see here thiss weekend will be tight i am going to try to sneak into macks beach at night
how about this summer will fucking rock i plan on working early shifts and hanging out with friends afterwards
i got accepted to florida southern i think i am going to join the skiing team so i can wakeboard and get in shape
i already met some people there so i will have friends when i go in
i am thinking about going to a river or creek and renting a canoe with some friends and just go down the river shit i feel like doing whatever
haha so i got a stalker now too its pretty creepy because she watches me but i guess its flattering? haha
cant wait to get my e-glass or carbon skimboard as my graduation present
i have been in a good mood alllloooot lately
i have nothing to complain about i got great friends they throw great parties we have fun
i am about to get a lot of money from selling my shit that i dont need
but i will sell someone a universal studios pass for a girl for $30 fucking dollars
now tell me can you beat that price? no so buy that shit up because i need the money bitches
oh shit yesterday i was driving home from work going down lake miriam and a car was tailgating me so i was all like what the fuck? then they passed me and turned into my neighborhood but turned at that little gap in front of my neighborhood and it was three girls i went to elementry school with and they were piss drunk and we talked for like an hour it was amusing then they pulled out and on their way out one girl who i had never seen before fucking flashed me
hahahaahahaha i couldnt belive it
oh and chronic kronik crunk juice is the most amazing thing in this world aside from grapples
ahahahahaha god so where should i start bear jager is some heavy shit haha if you never heard of it here is the story: in the old days bears would attack bee hives and steal the honey so the bee keepers decided to mix jager with honey and put it in front of the bee hives so they drink the jager since it has honey and they get too drunk to attack the bee hives then the bee keepers shoot the fucking bears and kill them haha and they sell this shit in stores its hard to find but dammn
haha im not going to prom
but i am going to the expendables show and i am trying to find a date to go with me ;) i think i have someone in mind
my manager is a bitch she stole my mother fucking rice krispy treat
lets see here thiss weekend will be tight i am going to try to sneak into macks beach at night
how about this summer will fucking rock i plan on working early shifts and hanging out with friends afterwards
i got accepted to florida southern i think i am going to join the skiing team so i can wakeboard and get in shape
i already met some people there so i will have friends when i go in
i am thinking about going to a river or creek and renting a canoe with some friends and just go down the river shit i feel like doing whatever
haha so i got a stalker now too its pretty creepy because she watches me but i guess its flattering? haha
cant wait to get my e-glass or carbon skimboard as my graduation present
i have been in a good mood alllloooot lately
i have nothing to complain about i got great friends they throw great parties we have fun
i am about to get a lot of money from selling my shit that i dont need
but i will sell someone a universal studios pass for a girl for $30 fucking dollars
now tell me can you beat that price? no so buy that shit up because i need the money bitches
oh shit yesterday i was driving home from work going down lake miriam and a car was tailgating me so i was all like what the fuck? then they passed me and turned into my neighborhood but turned at that little gap in front of my neighborhood and it was three girls i went to elementry school with and they were piss drunk and we talked for like an hour it was amusing then they pulled out and on their way out one girl who i had never seen before fucking flashed me
hahahaahahaha i couldnt belive it
oh and chronic kronik crunk juice is the most amazing thing in this world aside from grapples