CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH
so. idk what's up with Miley lately. she seems kinda sketched out or distracted by stuff all the time, i think. i don't know? maybe i'm just nuts. maybe she's got a lot on her mind. she's always hella busy.
i don't like being paranoid about this sort of thing.
but if i'm not paranoid i might lose her.
and if i am paranoid i might lose her.
and. its probably not even worth mentioning at all. just shut up.
why hello there, miss. are we still on for tonight? i picked a DVD and everything.
i'm going to stab myself in the effing head soon if i don't get the Oscar Mayer song out of there. it's been stuck floating around the vast open space of my head cavity for three days now. nothing will make it LEAVE. i tried playing Left 4 Dead. i tried listening to other music. i tried listening to cole sing in a vain attempt to FRIGHTEN it out like dudes who set shit on fire to get out animals that were hiding in there. nothing worked. i don't want to be doomed to have a hot dog song stuck in my head for the rest of my life. i'm scared.
but that DOES bring up an excellent question. ready? here it goes. it's coming right at you. HOLY CRAP, look out.
one song to listen to for the rest of your life, what would it be? go.