i'll be honest with you, bob. my name's not kirk. it's skywalker.
The Unpopular Fandom Opinions is making the rounds again, I figure this is a good time waster to fill up the hour until the stupid Brazil x Paraguay game that stupid Globo fucking dictates starts after the fucking stupid soap opera.
Anyway.
10. Actors the entire internets love that I couldn't care less about: Alan Rickman. Gary Oldman. Jake Gyllenhaal. Ryan Gosling.
9. Alternately, I looooooove Kirsten Dunst a lot, so there.
8. I hate fluffy/comic relief characters on principle. Xander on BtVS, Sookie on Gilmore Girls, annoying Japanese dude on Heroes... I wanna kill them all with my bare hands. And if they're FAT and comic relief at the same time then I wanna kill the writers too, because the stereotype makes me fucking sick.
7. I HATE Rodney McKay with the power of a thousand burning suns. Also, he's one of the FUGLIEST man I've ever seen in my life.
6. I find the idea of Bandom to be so fucking ridiculous I don't even know where to start with the mocking.
5. I don't find anything on The Office funny. On the contrary, I find it extremely sad. Pathetic little people with pathetic little lives that booooore me to death and that I pity a lot. That's like, THE OPPOSITE OF FUN for me. [Relatedly, I find John Krasinski the opposite of attractive. In fact, he's pretty much #1 on my list of Hollywood Folk Who Look Half a Chromosome Away From Being Mentally Challenged.]
4. Sometimes the fans make me hate the characters. Most notable cases: Daniel Jackson and Dana Scully. Thing is, I don't hate them AT ALL when I'm watching the shows, but the second I get online, there comes the seething hatred. Because their fans are the epitome of obnoxious.
3. I don't care that it's a society construct. In fact, I understand that pretty clearly, I'm not stupid. Still, incest disgusts me.
2. If you insist on being a GEN fan looking down from the GEN heavens above when the ACTUAL CANON is 'shippy, I will mock you until the cows come home. And then some. [X-Files and SG-1 fandom, I'm mostly looking at you.]
1. I will NEVER EVER stop pointing and laughing at the Harry/Hermione 'shippers. And the watchword is DELUSIONAL.
:)
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In other news, thanks to living in a Catholic country that celebrates whatever the hell Corpus Christi is, I'm leaving on a jet plane tomorrow way too fucking early in the morning to visit marcele at the dawn of her day of birth. And then! JENS LEKMAN Saturday night, oh you're so silent, Jens. \o/
I'll see you guys on the flip side.
Anyway.
10. Actors the entire internets love that I couldn't care less about: Alan Rickman. Gary Oldman. Jake Gyllenhaal. Ryan Gosling.
9. Alternately, I looooooove Kirsten Dunst a lot, so there.
8. I hate fluffy/comic relief characters on principle. Xander on BtVS, Sookie on Gilmore Girls, annoying Japanese dude on Heroes... I wanna kill them all with my bare hands. And if they're FAT and comic relief at the same time then I wanna kill the writers too, because the stereotype makes me fucking sick.
7. I HATE Rodney McKay with the power of a thousand burning suns. Also, he's one of the FUGLIEST man I've ever seen in my life.
6. I find the idea of Bandom to be so fucking ridiculous I don't even know where to start with the mocking.
5. I don't find anything on The Office funny. On the contrary, I find it extremely sad. Pathetic little people with pathetic little lives that booooore me to death and that I pity a lot. That's like, THE OPPOSITE OF FUN for me. [Relatedly, I find John Krasinski the opposite of attractive. In fact, he's pretty much #1 on my list of Hollywood Folk Who Look Half a Chromosome Away From Being Mentally Challenged.]
4. Sometimes the fans make me hate the characters. Most notable cases: Daniel Jackson and Dana Scully. Thing is, I don't hate them AT ALL when I'm watching the shows, but the second I get online, there comes the seething hatred. Because their fans are the epitome of obnoxious.
3. I don't care that it's a society construct. In fact, I understand that pretty clearly, I'm not stupid. Still, incest disgusts me.
2. If you insist on being a GEN fan looking down from the GEN heavens above when the ACTUAL CANON is 'shippy, I will mock you until the cows come home. And then some. [X-Files and SG-1 fandom, I'm mostly looking at you.]
1. I will NEVER EVER stop pointing and laughing at the Harry/Hermione 'shippers. And the watchword is DELUSIONAL.
:)
...
In other news, thanks to living in a Catholic country that celebrates whatever the hell Corpus Christi is, I'm leaving on a jet plane tomorrow way too fucking early in the morning to visit marcele at the dawn of her day of birth. And then! JENS LEKMAN Saturday night, oh you're so silent, Jens. \o/
I'll see you guys on the flip side.