and everything that mattered once is far away
Vanguart live @ MTV Sessions! With downloadable mp3s [Except Miss Universe has been labeled as Last Time I Saw You. Huh, what?]! And videos! Wheee!
I kind of really REALLY love that I actually have a current Brazilian band to fangirl. One which plays exactly the kind of music I've been listening for the past two years, even.
Also, I miss Los Hermanos. :(
...
I watch this show just so I can tell other people how much it sucks.
Stargate: Atlantis - 501 - Search and Rescue
from my written notes, which are too illegible to scan this time around --
. JFlan and Rachel Lutrell have THE OPPOSITE OF CHEMISTRY together. It's actually painful to watch.
. OMFG FORD!!!!11!!!eleven!!!! THEY BROUGHT RAINBOW BACK FOR 3 SECONDS OMFG THAT WAS INCREDIBLY AWESOMETASTIC.
. Oh no Lorne! Trapped with McKay and a broken leg! I don't know what's worse!
. WHAT WHAT EARTH SOLAR SYSTEM MILKWAY WHAT WHAT WAS MICHAEL RIGHT IN THE CORNER OF SATURN THERE? What? How? What?
. Michael! ♥ ♥ ♥
. New credits look the same. Blah. And I'd forgotten Doctor Kaylee got a promotion. Eh.
. Atlantis at night = still pretty. Shame it's not a place I like anymore.
. SAM! HI SAM I MISSED YOU I LOVE YOU PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!
. Also, what's with the moving boxes and stuff?
. Okay, Lorne + McKay = funny. Michael-wiki! HA!
. Still, poor Lorne. And oh my god, the children. "Shut up!" "You shut up!" Geez.
. Hi Shep. Not looking so good there. Is it too awful that I couldn't care less about ya?
. Also also: NO, you're NOT "the guy". NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE "the guy".
. Oh, God, they actually turned Michael insane. Really insane, not just super-villain-insane. GROAN. This whole Teyla's son = Antichrist thing is ridiculous. And hopefully only in Mike's head, YES? Because if it's true, someone PLIS KILL THE SPROG RIGHT NOW.
. Also also also: Am I seeing things? Did they just imply -- OMFG does Mike have a crush on Teyla? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SHOW.
. Zombie!Dad = can't act. And what's with the name "Kanan" and these shows? Because Evil Tok'ra Who Gave Jack's Body to Ba'al in Abyss [okay, that sounded slash-y even to me *g*] was also named Kanan. Little creativity please, writers!
. What's with the Star Wars-sounding music?
. And who's the new military chick hanging out with Sam and Doctor Kaylee? I didn't catch her name.
. Doctor Kaylee = asking stupid audience member's stupid questions since 2008. That's Beaming 101, Doc!
. God, Jason Momoa's smile is the prettiest thing in the 'verse.
. Hi, Deadalus! Hi, Colonel Skinner!
. Dear Michael. You know that employing zombies humans is a bad idea, right? Especially one who has fornicated with your lady love and produced offspring. I mean. Seriously. I expect better from you.
. Nice going, Deadalus, targeting Mike's hyperdrive! Go Colonel Skinner! Aaaand we have Space Battle. Zzzz.
. Duff Beer vs. Oprah's Ale? HEEE. Smart! And hi hi hi Simpsons reference OMFG I MISS JACK O'NEILL SO MUCH I COULD WEEP.
. Dear darling audience, once and for all: NO, you CANNOT beam someone while maintaining shields up. We're back to Beaming 101 again WHY?
. OH MY GOD DID THEY JUST GIVE SHEPPARD SOME ANGSTY MOMENT BACKSTORY TYPE SCENE RE: FORD??? THERE WITH DOCTOR KAYLEE? IS THIS THE SOUND OF MY JAW DROPPING??? WHOA.
. GO SAM! "I won't take no for an answer" WHOOHOO!
. And Sheppard never had a CO that he respected more than Sam? Huh, what? I mean. Yeah, I'm like Sam's #1 fangirl in the Universe, but where did this come from? Also, hi, let's totally forget about Elizabeth once and forever all, right? GRRRR.
. I like it that Colonel Skinner is always the one going "until something goes HORRIBLY WRONG". Hee. I can totally see he and Jack hanging out and being cranky old farts together.
. Ew, Mike's cruiser has GOOEY DOORS. Ew ew ew!
. And of course the baby's coming DUN DUN DUN CUT TO COMMERCIAL PLIS. SHOCKING!
. Heee McKay + Teyla = awkward! DHewlett actually brings something out of Rachel that I don't see any other actor doing. God, I really wish Rachel could act. Because I really wanted to like Teyla, but I look at her and all I see is a cold dead fish talking.
. "Can't you just hold it in?" BWAH. Best line delivery ever. And come on, McKay. If Daniel Jackson can deliver random babies, so can you!
. Also also also also: Whoa! Easiest birth EVAR. O_o
. Except: was this scene supposed to be emotional? 'Cause it kinda failed at that. Pfft.
. SOMEONE STOLE THE INVISIBLE JUMPER HEEE. I really wish we had seen that because HOW THE HELL did they manage to open the door? Oh, show. You never fail to push right over my suspension of disbelief limits.
. Okay, question: So Kanan had a Dart available for escape shenanigans and he just gave it up to Shep & Co. and he stayed back [to die]? Why? How? And more importantly, WHY DO I CARE?
. "Please make that ship go away." OH HOW I ♥ you, Colonel Skinner!
. OOOOH Continuum reference! Sam's going home because they found the last of the Ba'al clones. [Man, that sounds like an Allan Quatermain movie. Allan Quatermain and the Last of the Ba'al Clones. Totally rings true.]
. Did they just try to mirror Shep's hallucination in the teaser with the real scene here in the end? Again with the opposite of chemistry, people!
. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY: WHERE'S LORNE? HOW'S HIS LEG? WHY ISN'T HE IN THE INFIRMARY ALONG WITH TEYLA AND SHEPPARD AND THEIR AWKWARDNESS TOGETHER?
. HI HI HI STARGATE COMMAND GOD I MISS YOU AND YOUR UGLY GRAY WALLS AND PRIMARY-COLORED TUBES THAT LOOK REALLY STUPID BUT STILL MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M HOME. Sigh.
. Except having Mr Woolsey standing down the ramp feels WRONG AND DIRTY. [Bob Picardo was in an ep of CSI:NY that I watched last night and I totally thought he was the culprit just because he's Mr Woolsey now. Man, there's something seriously wrong with my brain.]
. WHAT WHAT WHAT SAM IS BEING REMOVED FROM COMMAND BECAUSE THE IOA SAYS SO? HUH? THIS BETTER BE EXPLAINED IN SOME OTHER TERMS [rather than "Amanda Tapping pwned us and took Martin Wood with her we're so screwed"] BECAUSE THAT SOUNDED LIKE DEMOTION. WHICH IS INCONCEIVABLE AND WRONG AND UUUUGGGHHHHH.
...
In happier news, I now have ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER to keep watching SGA. FREEDOM IS MIGHTY.
I kind of really REALLY love that I actually have a current Brazilian band to fangirl. One which plays exactly the kind of music I've been listening for the past two years, even.
Also, I miss Los Hermanos. :(
...
I watch this show just so I can tell other people how much it sucks.
Stargate: Atlantis - 501 - Search and Rescue
from my written notes, which are too illegible to scan this time around --
. JFlan and Rachel Lutrell have THE OPPOSITE OF CHEMISTRY together. It's actually painful to watch.
. OMFG FORD!!!!11!!!eleven!!!! THEY BROUGHT RAINBOW BACK FOR 3 SECONDS OMFG THAT WAS INCREDIBLY AWESOMETASTIC.
. Oh no Lorne! Trapped with McKay and a broken leg! I don't know what's worse!
. WHAT WHAT EARTH SOLAR SYSTEM MILKWAY WHAT WHAT WAS MICHAEL RIGHT IN THE CORNER OF SATURN THERE? What? How? What?
. Michael! ♥ ♥ ♥
. New credits look the same. Blah. And I'd forgotten Doctor Kaylee got a promotion. Eh.
. Atlantis at night = still pretty. Shame it's not a place I like anymore.
. SAM! HI SAM I MISSED YOU I LOVE YOU PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!
. Also, what's with the moving boxes and stuff?
. Okay, Lorne + McKay = funny. Michael-wiki! HA!
. Still, poor Lorne. And oh my god, the children. "Shut up!" "You shut up!" Geez.
. Hi Shep. Not looking so good there. Is it too awful that I couldn't care less about ya?
. Also also: NO, you're NOT "the guy". NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE "the guy".
. Oh, God, they actually turned Michael insane. Really insane, not just super-villain-insane. GROAN. This whole Teyla's son = Antichrist thing is ridiculous. And hopefully only in Mike's head, YES? Because if it's true, someone PLIS KILL THE SPROG RIGHT NOW.
. Also also also: Am I seeing things? Did they just imply -- OMFG does Mike have a crush on Teyla? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SHOW.
. Zombie!Dad = can't act. And what's with the name "Kanan" and these shows? Because Evil Tok'ra Who Gave Jack's Body to Ba'al in Abyss [okay, that sounded slash-y even to me *g*] was also named Kanan. Little creativity please, writers!
. What's with the Star Wars-sounding music?
. And who's the new military chick hanging out with Sam and Doctor Kaylee? I didn't catch her name.
. Doctor Kaylee = asking stupid audience member's stupid questions since 2008. That's Beaming 101, Doc!
. God, Jason Momoa's smile is the prettiest thing in the 'verse.
. Hi, Deadalus! Hi, Colonel Skinner!
. Dear Michael. You know that employing zombies humans is a bad idea, right? Especially one who has fornicated with your lady love and produced offspring. I mean. Seriously. I expect better from you.
. Nice going, Deadalus, targeting Mike's hyperdrive! Go Colonel Skinner! Aaaand we have Space Battle. Zzzz.
. Duff Beer vs. Oprah's Ale? HEEE. Smart! And hi hi hi Simpsons reference OMFG I MISS JACK O'NEILL SO MUCH I COULD WEEP.
. Dear darling audience, once and for all: NO, you CANNOT beam someone while maintaining shields up. We're back to Beaming 101 again WHY?
. OH MY GOD DID THEY JUST GIVE SHEPPARD SOME ANGSTY MOMENT BACKSTORY TYPE SCENE RE: FORD??? THERE WITH DOCTOR KAYLEE? IS THIS THE SOUND OF MY JAW DROPPING??? WHOA.
. GO SAM! "I won't take no for an answer" WHOOHOO!
. And Sheppard never had a CO that he respected more than Sam? Huh, what? I mean. Yeah, I'm like Sam's #1 fangirl in the Universe, but where did this come from? Also, hi, let's totally forget about Elizabeth once and forever all, right? GRRRR.
. I like it that Colonel Skinner is always the one going "until something goes HORRIBLY WRONG". Hee. I can totally see he and Jack hanging out and being cranky old farts together.
. Ew, Mike's cruiser has GOOEY DOORS. Ew ew ew!
. And of course the baby's coming DUN DUN DUN CUT TO COMMERCIAL PLIS. SHOCKING!
. Heee McKay + Teyla = awkward! DHewlett actually brings something out of Rachel that I don't see any other actor doing. God, I really wish Rachel could act. Because I really wanted to like Teyla, but I look at her and all I see is a cold dead fish talking.
. "Can't you just hold it in?" BWAH. Best line delivery ever. And come on, McKay. If Daniel Jackson can deliver random babies, so can you!
. Also also also also: Whoa! Easiest birth EVAR. O_o
. Except: was this scene supposed to be emotional? 'Cause it kinda failed at that. Pfft.
. SOMEONE STOLE THE INVISIBLE JUMPER HEEE. I really wish we had seen that because HOW THE HELL did they manage to open the door? Oh, show. You never fail to push right over my suspension of disbelief limits.
. Okay, question: So Kanan had a Dart available for escape shenanigans and he just gave it up to Shep & Co. and he stayed back [to die]? Why? How? And more importantly, WHY DO I CARE?
. "Please make that ship go away." OH HOW I ♥ you, Colonel Skinner!
. OOOOH Continuum reference! Sam's going home because they found the last of the Ba'al clones. [Man, that sounds like an Allan Quatermain movie. Allan Quatermain and the Last of the Ba'al Clones. Totally rings true.]
. Did they just try to mirror Shep's hallucination in the teaser with the real scene here in the end? Again with the opposite of chemistry, people!
. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY: WHERE'S LORNE? HOW'S HIS LEG? WHY ISN'T HE IN THE INFIRMARY ALONG WITH TEYLA AND SHEPPARD AND THEIR AWKWARDNESS TOGETHER?
. HI HI HI STARGATE COMMAND GOD I MISS YOU AND YOUR UGLY GRAY WALLS AND PRIMARY-COLORED TUBES THAT LOOK REALLY STUPID BUT STILL MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M HOME. Sigh.
. Except having Mr Woolsey standing down the ramp feels WRONG AND DIRTY. [Bob Picardo was in an ep of CSI:NY that I watched last night and I totally thought he was the culprit just because he's Mr Woolsey now. Man, there's something seriously wrong with my brain.]
. WHAT WHAT WHAT SAM IS BEING REMOVED FROM COMMAND BECAUSE THE IOA SAYS SO? HUH? THIS BETTER BE EXPLAINED IN SOME OTHER TERMS [rather than "Amanda Tapping pwned us and took Martin Wood with her we're so screwed"] BECAUSE THAT SOUNDED LIKE DEMOTION. WHICH IS INCONCEIVABLE AND WRONG AND UUUUGGGHHHHH.
...
In happier news, I now have ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER to keep watching SGA. FREEDOM IS MIGHTY.