I was born for your magazines
I totally lied about not having anything else to say about the Oscars.
-- Shame on you, Sheryl Crow. Shame on you.
-- You're ugly. And so is your dress.
-- Aaaaawwwwwwwww.
-- I am probably the single person on the face of the Planet that loves this dress. But then, I also liked Björk's swan dress.
-- My EYES, Rachel Griffiths! My poor eyes.
-- Oh Natasha Henstridge. Were you trying to dress up as a different Species? It worked.
-- Dear Scarlett. I say this because I love you. Please fire your hair stylist. Kthanxbai.
-- Was it the same hair stylist as Laura Linney's? Because ew.
-- Who ressurected Stephanie Seymour? And WHY did they dress her in THAT?
-- Okay, so when a movie ends and you take home your character's clothes, you could have stolen a prettier Amidala dress, couldn't you, Natalie?
-- I guess they can use living in France as an excuse. Right?
-- Jennifer Tilly is so hot.
-- A broken leg is not an excuse for that dress.
-- WHY is Renée dressed as Santa Claus? No, really. I wanna know.
-- Selma Blair scares me.
-- Awww, they're all ready for the Prom.
-- Remember when we decided last week that gold is tacky? We were SO right.
-- Dude. That's Clive Owen with you. WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?
-- OMG! Meg Ryan stole Diane Keaton's clothes!
-- Ah Kate. No one is prettier than you.
-- All the hair money can buy.
-- I love you, Gwynnie! /girlcrush
-- I love you too, Julie!
-- Gretchen Mol is smoking drugs.
-- And so is Melissa George.
-- Why is Eliza Dushku wearing a 9 months pregnant dress? [But Jordana is pretty. And Brazilian!]
-- Come to think of it, why is Gisele?
-- Dear Marcia Cross. If you wear a dress that's the same color of your skin, you look like raw chicken meat. K? K.
-- Eva Langoria really wants to make the People That Scare Me list, doesn't she? She has to.
-- Go home and wash your face, Dawnie! [And didn't you hear? GOLD IS TACKY! Just look at skank incarnated!]
-- SCARIEST PEOPLE EVER. ::hides::
-- Eeee! ::loves:: ::uses icon to match::
:)
-- Shame on you, Sheryl Crow. Shame on you.
-- You're ugly. And so is your dress.
-- Aaaaawwwwwwwww.
-- I am probably the single person on the face of the Planet that loves this dress. But then, I also liked Björk's swan dress.
-- My EYES, Rachel Griffiths! My poor eyes.
-- Oh Natasha Henstridge. Were you trying to dress up as a different Species? It worked.
-- Dear Scarlett. I say this because I love you. Please fire your hair stylist. Kthanxbai.
-- Was it the same hair stylist as Laura Linney's? Because ew.
-- Who ressurected Stephanie Seymour? And WHY did they dress her in THAT?
-- Okay, so when a movie ends and you take home your character's clothes, you could have stolen a prettier Amidala dress, couldn't you, Natalie?
-- I guess they can use living in France as an excuse. Right?
-- Jennifer Tilly is so hot.
-- A broken leg is not an excuse for that dress.
-- WHY is Renée dressed as Santa Claus? No, really. I wanna know.
-- Selma Blair scares me.
-- Awww, they're all ready for the Prom.
-- Remember when we decided last week that gold is tacky? We were SO right.
-- Dude. That's Clive Owen with you. WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?
-- OMG! Meg Ryan stole Diane Keaton's clothes!
-- Ah Kate. No one is prettier than you.
-- All the hair money can buy.
-- I love you, Gwynnie! /girlcrush
-- I love you too, Julie!
-- Gretchen Mol is smoking drugs.
-- And so is Melissa George.
-- Why is Eliza Dushku wearing a 9 months pregnant dress? [But Jordana is pretty. And Brazilian!]
-- Come to think of it, why is Gisele?
-- Dear Marcia Cross. If you wear a dress that's the same color of your skin, you look like raw chicken meat. K? K.
-- Eva Langoria really wants to make the People That Scare Me list, doesn't she? She has to.
-- Go home and wash your face, Dawnie! [And didn't you hear? GOLD IS TACKY! Just look at skank incarnated!]
-- SCARIEST PEOPLE EVER. ::hides::
-- Eeee! ::loves:: ::uses icon to match::
:)