okay i'm channel flipping and i see this movie:
Pinata: Survial Island
I read the info:
Colleage students vacationing on an island discover an ancient pinata that holds the sins of an ancient village. Everyone dies of pinata beatings. Pinata Revenage!
Intial reaction:
Oh daddy i want a demon pinata this year. i can invite all my closest enimies over and when they bust it they'll die horrible deaths!
WHO GETS PAYED TO WRITE THIS SHIT!!!
After movie reaction:
That was pretty damn good. the pinata was so cool/cute!!! And everyone died!