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The sacred rules of Davehood
1. Bro's before Ho's (a nod 2 jack there)
2. Never eat yellow snow (tis a metaphor!)
3. If you could lose a limb tis a risk worth taking
4. If ur attached u r seen as a guy...NO MATTER HOW BIG UR BOOBS ARE!!
5. Don't steal, TWOCING dont count!
6. 1 random act of kindness is required per day...u may do more but these are just cos tis fun
7. Don't take shit from ppl who give more than they can take
8. Appreciate the aesthetics of all ppl...tho guys are in general less attractive!!
9. WTF is a diet..fuck all u health concious freaks!
10. Wimmen are better at being friends than anything else
11. APATHY SUCKS u LETHARGIC ASSHOLE!!!