8 more hours.....
8 more hours and the big 21 shall overcome me. I am finished practicing for the day and am almost through with all the homework I need to do. all I've got left is to sit here and wait. when 12 strikes tonight, it will be on! by the way, we are going to charley o's tonight for the st patty's day/my birthday dual holiday going on. and i've decided that I want 2 things for my birthday; 1)alcohol and...................2) Application for Relationship Status: Girlfriend
Thank you for showing interest in establishing a relationship with me. While filling out this application in no way guarantees the applicant the desired position or even a phone call, rest assure that you and I may still be friends:) This application is for females only! No males will be selected.
All applications should be sent to vsudrummajor@hotmail.com. Please highlight your responses or use a different color font. It will make this easier on me. Please fill out all of the following information and answer each question honestly and accurately. Failure to provide correct information may lead to immediate termination.
The Basics:
First and Last name:
Age:
Date of birth:
Current city, state, country, and planet of inhabitants if different than that of mine:
Phone number at which I may contact you:
Some Questions:
Do you swear you are, and have always been female?
How many sexual partners have u had?
Do you have any transmittable diseases? Is there anyway you might have gotten any and are unsure?
What kinds of music do you usually listen to?
Are you concerned with physical fitness? If yes, what do you do to maintain good physical fitness?
How important is religion in your relationship and what importance does it play with your significant other?
Who did you vote for in 2004? Why?
Why do you want to be my girlfriend?
Can you hold up an intelligent conversation?
What are some of your passions?
Can you handle sarcasm?
What do you do for fun? (i.e. Party, go to clubs, dance, movies…)
Have you thus far understand all the above questions?
Now, tell me something about yourself and why I’d want you as my girlfriend. I want to know if you have a brain and a personality.
Past Relationships:
Please list all your past boyfriends along with the following info:
1. a way to contact them.
2. sexual acts you engaged in (please be vague)
May I contact your ex's about your past?
Unlike applying for a job, if you don't want me calling your ex, you need to tell me why here. Including reasons why they may hate you (please... use details and specific events):
If I have not seen you in person, please send a recent full body image of yourself. If you cannot, please note so here and arrangements will be made to meet in public before this application is processed. As chemistry is a vital part to any relationship, all applicants are subject to an interview (or multiple interviews) before any decisions will be made. I reserve the right to postpone a decision on any application for any amount of time. Thank you and good luck!
Thank you for showing interest in establishing a relationship with me. While filling out this application in no way guarantees the applicant the desired position or even a phone call, rest assure that you and I may still be friends:) This application is for females only! No males will be selected.
All applications should be sent to vsudrummajor@hotmail.com. Please highlight your responses or use a different color font. It will make this easier on me. Please fill out all of the following information and answer each question honestly and accurately. Failure to provide correct information may lead to immediate termination.
The Basics:
First and Last name:
Age:
Date of birth:
Current city, state, country, and planet of inhabitants if different than that of mine:
Phone number at which I may contact you:
Some Questions:
Do you swear you are, and have always been female?
How many sexual partners have u had?
Do you have any transmittable diseases? Is there anyway you might have gotten any and are unsure?
What kinds of music do you usually listen to?
Are you concerned with physical fitness? If yes, what do you do to maintain good physical fitness?
How important is religion in your relationship and what importance does it play with your significant other?
Who did you vote for in 2004? Why?
Why do you want to be my girlfriend?
Can you hold up an intelligent conversation?
What are some of your passions?
Can you handle sarcasm?
What do you do for fun? (i.e. Party, go to clubs, dance, movies…)
Have you thus far understand all the above questions?
Now, tell me something about yourself and why I’d want you as my girlfriend. I want to know if you have a brain and a personality.
Past Relationships:
Please list all your past boyfriends along with the following info:
1. a way to contact them.
2. sexual acts you engaged in (please be vague)
May I contact your ex's about your past?
Unlike applying for a job, if you don't want me calling your ex, you need to tell me why here. Including reasons why they may hate you (please... use details and specific events):
If I have not seen you in person, please send a recent full body image of yourself. If you cannot, please note so here and arrangements will be made to meet in public before this application is processed. As chemistry is a vital part to any relationship, all applicants are subject to an interview (or multiple interviews) before any decisions will be made. I reserve the right to postpone a decision on any application for any amount of time. Thank you and good luck!