Nov 09, 2005 16:29
Relient K - College Kids
Someone please save us, us college kids!
What my parents told me is what I did
They said go to school and be a college kid
But in the end I question why I did
I�m poor, I�m starving, I�m flat broke, I�ve got no cash to
spend
Sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band
My girlfriend�s at another school, I know this year will test
her
I called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester
And that�s why I say
Oh no! not for me, not for me
Call it torture, call it university
No! arts and crafts is all I need
I�ll take calligraphy and then I�ll make a fake degree
80 grand later I found out that all that I had learned
Is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms
The party scene is kinda mean, I think it�s sick and twisted
The navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that I enlisted
And that�s why I say
Oh no! not for me, not for me
Call it torture, call it university
No! arts and crafts is all I need
I�ll take calligraphy and then I�ll make a fake degree
Don�t get excited. she�ll say "no" without a doubt you see
And I�ve decided college girls just won�t go out with me
They make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
Like cell phone services I drop out cause college is too hard
It�s time to call my father
Cause it�s his alma mater
Good grades aren�t what they seem
I think he knows the dean
It�s time to call my father
Cause it�s his alma mater
He says he�s proud of me
But college always was his dream
And I would always say it�s not for me
Oh no! not for me, not for me
Call it torture, call it university
No! arts and crafts is all I need
I�ll take calligraphy and then I�ll make a fake degree
Someone please save us, us college kids!
What my parents told me is what I did
They said go to school and be a college kid
But in the end I question why I did
Do what will make you happy
Do what you feel is right
Only but one thing matters
Learn how to live your life
[in background:]
(phi, beta, delta, cappa
Someone please save us, us college kids!
What my parents told me is what I did
They said go to school and be a college kid
But in the end I question why I did)
Do what will make God happy
Do what you feel is right
Only but one thing matters
Learn how to live your life