Last weekend I went to the gym and was stopped in my tracks by a personal trainer.
"Do you know Infinity Card members have a free body assessment test?" - typical "pickup" line for them before they launch on selling their PT packages. I decided to "act blur" and agree for a test.
I thought it'd be the same as usual - I have too much fat, too little muscle, way too much muscle on my legs and too little on my arms.
Well I guess the new machines have different settings, coz for once I saw something new!
For once... wait for this... I have perfect % body fat!!!
(How is 13kg perfect... isn't that alot compared to my normal weight... and I still have a huge tummy!)
And the test also said that my core muscles were waaaaaaaay below normal.
So my friends and I concluded that ALL my (100% perfect) body fat was concentrated around my tummy. Which makes PERFECT sense.
Now I just need to shift all that fat to someplace more useful. Like, higher. But not all of it, coz I might topple over.