Why didn't anyone tell me about this book before?
I have just finished reading My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler. There are many epic passages, but this is one of my favorites:
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That even predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall all the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That even predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall all the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.