Warning: Road Rage Rant Ahead

Feb 06, 2006 22:07

Ok so I'm sure I've touched on these topics before, however, it's that time of year again so I'm going to go over it again.

1) When it snows and your car is covered in snow and ice, please brush it ALL off. I do not enjoy dodging the huge masses of ice that are flying off of your car at 70 mph on the highway/interstate. While this may seem like a fun game to some, it's not to me, so fucking stop.

2) When you are driving on the highway/interstate, please refrain from having muscle contractions when washing your windshield. That means, you do not have to pull on the lever (or push the button) for the wiper fluid for 5 minutes while the 20 cars behind you get washed from your spray. You simply need to pull the lever (or push the button) for one second. The spray will cover you window, your wipers will wipe thus cleaning your window. While you may feel like you are doing the rest of the world a service by washing their cars while you wash your window, really it just leaves everyone elses cars fucking spotty.

In summary, you are an ass hole.

Thank you, have a pleasant evening and safe driving, ass hole.
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