So a man is at a bar one night and decides to ask this girl out on a date... the woman says yes and 3 months later, they are still dating. One day the man is out and is looking to buy a motorcycle. He finds a harley in amazing condition and decides to buy it off the guy. he man says "Now remember. i always took care of mah baby and I always rub some vasoline on er when it starts to rain so it dont get as wet." the man decided it sounded ok and promised he would. when the man got home his girlfriend told him she wanted to have dinner with her parents that night. The man decides this would be the perfect oppurtunity to show off his bike to her dad! the woman says tho "we have a very odd family tradition and i'll explain it to you later". so when they arrive at the house they knock it off real well with her parents. When they walked in the house though the man realizes that the house is FILLED with dirty dishes! the man asks "whats this all about?!" the girlfriend says "its a joke that started long ago, the first person to talk at the dinenr table has to wash the dishes! no one has talked in many many years."
So during dinner the man is eating and decides to play along by not talking. He decided to play little jokes with the parents while at dinner by kissing their daughter. still the parents said nothing and acted to ignore it. the man then continued to begin fondling her breast. still the parents said nothing. the man then began to undress the woman and having wild sex right on the dinner table!!! still the parents didnt say a word and continued eating.
After a few moments the man feels he can get away with anything and pulls the girls mom into the mix and has his way with her at the same time!
the father still doesn't say anything and the man looks out the window and hears thunder. the man thinks of putting the vasloine on the motorcycle and pulls the vasoline jar out of his coat. at that time the father stood up and yelled
"ALRIGHT I'LL DO THE DAMN DISHES!! JUST DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!!"
So during dinner the man is eating and decides to play along by not talking. He decided to play little jokes with the parents while at dinner by kissing their daughter. still the parents said nothing and acted to ignore it. the man then continued to begin fondling her breast. still the parents said nothing. the man then began to undress the woman and having wild sex right on the dinner table!!!
still the parents didnt say a word and continued eating.
After a few moments the man feels he can get away with anything and pulls the girls mom into the mix and has his way with her at the same time!
the father still doesn't say anything and the man looks out the window and hears thunder. the man thinks of putting the vasloine on the motorcycle and pulls the vasoline jar out of his coat. at that time the father stood up and yelled
"ALRIGHT I'LL DO THE DAMN DISHES!! JUST DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!!"
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