I really hate myself today
1. What is your Full Name: Daniel Thomas Shirkey
2. What color pants are you wearing right now? N/A
3. What are you listening to right now: Killer Queen - Queen
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number: Ha I Don't Get A Phone
5. What was the last thing you ate: Some left over fries from the Chef
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be: Tan ........ oh i'm so funny
7. How is the weather right now: Cold Windy Crappy this always makes me depressed
8. Last person you talked to on the phone: I was drunk don't remember
9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex: How they act
10. Do you like the person who sent this to you: No one sent it I stole it because i'm fucking bored
11. How are you today: Tired all night worms last night
12. Favorite Drink: Its been screwdrivers for the last week now
13. Favorite Alcoholic drink: oppps see above
14. Favorite Sports: Baseball Vollyball i dunno i hate you
15. Hair Color: brown
16. Eye Color: Black (almost)
17. Do you wear contacts or Glasses: 20/20
18. Siblings? Jared who I miss tons all the time
19. Favorite Month: any months not in the winter
20. Favorite Food? i don't know
21. Last Movie you watched: Bad Santa
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yup and when i do it works out poorly
24. Summer or Winter? Summer everything bad in life happens in winter
25. Hugs or Kisses?: How about a warm embrace with a few kisses thrown in for good luck
26. Chocolate or Vanilla: Both?
30. Living Arrangements: I live with Mike and my Pup
31. What books are you reading? Ha the crap book known as swiss family robinson
32. What's on your mouse pad: Dirt and cigarette ashes...and a mouse
33. Favorite Board Game: Risk
34. What did you do last night: Hung out with Doug smoked myself retarted and then played worms till 5 am
35. Favorite Smells: Country Apple......also there is a shampoo or something that chicks use when ever it hits me i'm like "wow"
36. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: Negitive
37. What inspires you: Happiness
39. Favorite Flower: Rose I'm so f-ing boring
40. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Fuck I hate my life
1) First grade teacher's name: Mrs Alley
2) Last words you said: I know i'm missing class again
3) Last song you sang: My Generation
4) Last person you hugged: I dunno I was drunk
5) Last thing you laughed at: Myself
6) Last time you said 'I love you': I dunno
7) Last time you cried: Fuck if i know
8) What's in your CD player: Nothing
9) What color socks are you wearing: N/A
10) What's under your bed: Took of the bed frame a year ago
11) What time did you wake up today: 9:30
12) Current taste: Like I need water taste
13) Current hair: Messy hair that got cut at 5 am by a drunk hairdresser in training
14) Current clothes: N/A
15) Current annoyance: Girls
16) Current longing: To do well
17) Current desktop picture: My Bro and Me
18) Current worry: Girls
19) Current hate: life
20) Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: Smile, Eyes, I dunno it depends on the person
21) Last CD that you bought: Cat Stevens All Time Hits............. I know hes a bad guy (so the gov't says) but I don't care
22) Favorite place to be: Drunk on a thur walking alone through the feilds gives a guy time to think
23) Least favorite place: In my memories
24) Time you wake up in the morning: whenever i can
25) If you could play an instrument what would it be: Guitar.
26) Favorite color(s): blue
27) Do you believe in an afterlife: why not there has to be something to punish me for how I am here
28) How tall are you? fuck i dunno
29) Current favorite word/saying: Take the edge off
30) Favorite book: Nothing I hate books they should all be burnt
31) Favorite season: Spring
32) One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to:These are pretty easy ones first would be Gloria to explain everything I did when it happened not years later. And the second would be Brooke so I would have kicked the bitch to the curb years ago
33) Favorite day: Thur
34) Where would you like to go: London
35) What is your career going to be like: Hopefully helping people
36) How many kids do you want: 2
37) What kind of car will you have: Who the fuck knows.......... A flying one????!?!?
38) Type a line you remember from any book:It was the best of time It was the worst of times.
39) A random lyric: When I'm horny like thirsty your a bottle of water.
40) Identify some things surrounding your computer: smokes, ashtray, Massage Oil cell phone (torn apart) Chew a few other things
*Relationships*
1) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no
2) Did you send this to your crush? no
3) Do you prefer friends of the same or opposite sex?:Same
4) Who is your best friend?: I don't want to type all there names you know who you are
*The*extra*stuff*
1) Do you do drugs?: Only to stop the voices from talking in my head
2) What kind of shampoo do you use? Cheap
3) What are you most scared of?: Being Alone
4) What are you listening to right now?: 88 Lines About 44 Women
5) Who was The last person that called you?: No one no phone
6) Where do you want to get married? Outside...anywhere, havent planned much of that
7) How many messenger buddies do u have? 60 I used to have it down to like 30 but then I m
8) If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: Lots but I like to keep my insecurities private ....
9) Any tattoos or piercing?Arm
*Favorites*
1) Color: Blue
2) Favorite number: 7
3) Food: I like Spicy
4) Boy's name: I dunno I used up my only good one maybe Thomas
5) Girls Name: Lily
6) Subject in school: English
7) Animals: Dog
8) Sports: vollyball
9) Place to shop:No money to get new things but best buy
10) Movie: My number one fav? Right now Bad Santa
11) Musician: Gotta be my Cat...who didnt know that one???
12) Genre of music: Classic Rock
*Have you ever?*
1) Given anyone a bath? hmmm..... I dunno maybe???
2) Smoked?: Pot ain't a gateway drug its the rolled up newspapers we used to smoke in Boy Scouts thats the fucking gateway right there
3) Bungee jumped?: Never
4) broken the law?: Yup
5) Made yourself throw-up?:No I'm a puss who does
6) Gone skinny dipping?: To many times to count
7) Been in love?: At one point I thought I was in love
8) Has it lasted?: No, which is why im not sure if I ever was in love
9) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nopers
*First*thing*that*comes*to*mind*
1) Red: Rage
2) Cow: Burger
3) Socks: Need some without holes
4) Greenland: Its icy
5) Beer: No more PLEASE
*Final*questions*
1) If you could be someone else for a day who would it be and why: Someone who is already helping people on a big scale
2) What was the last movie you saw in theatres?: Bad Santa
3) What is ur favorite Cartoon Character? Mighty Mouse as of right now
4) What you ate this morning: Nothing
5) Last time you ate: 4 hours ago
6) Who would you hate being locked in a room with: Any x
Ok as you can see i'm really fucking bored. I need to start getting more sleep. For real. No really. I really do. Alright I quit.
2. What color pants are you wearing right now? N/A
3. What are you listening to right now: Killer Queen - Queen
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number: Ha I Don't Get A Phone
5. What was the last thing you ate: Some left over fries from the Chef
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be: Tan ........ oh i'm so funny
7. How is the weather right now: Cold Windy Crappy this always makes me depressed
8. Last person you talked to on the phone: I was drunk don't remember
9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex: How they act
10. Do you like the person who sent this to you: No one sent it I stole it because i'm fucking bored
11. How are you today: Tired all night worms last night
12. Favorite Drink: Its been screwdrivers for the last week now
13. Favorite Alcoholic drink: oppps see above
14. Favorite Sports: Baseball Vollyball i dunno i hate you
15. Hair Color: brown
16. Eye Color: Black (almost)
17. Do you wear contacts or Glasses: 20/20
18. Siblings? Jared who I miss tons all the time
19. Favorite Month: any months not in the winter
20. Favorite Food? i don't know
21. Last Movie you watched: Bad Santa
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yup and when i do it works out poorly
24. Summer or Winter? Summer everything bad in life happens in winter
25. Hugs or Kisses?: How about a warm embrace with a few kisses thrown in for good luck
26. Chocolate or Vanilla: Both?
30. Living Arrangements: I live with Mike and my Pup
31. What books are you reading? Ha the crap book known as swiss family robinson
32. What's on your mouse pad: Dirt and cigarette ashes...and a mouse
33. Favorite Board Game: Risk
34. What did you do last night: Hung out with Doug smoked myself retarted and then played worms till 5 am
35. Favorite Smells: Country Apple......also there is a shampoo or something that chicks use when ever it hits me i'm like "wow"
36. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: Negitive
37. What inspires you: Happiness
39. Favorite Flower: Rose I'm so f-ing boring
40. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Fuck I hate my life
1) First grade teacher's name: Mrs Alley
2) Last words you said: I know i'm missing class again
3) Last song you sang: My Generation
4) Last person you hugged: I dunno I was drunk
5) Last thing you laughed at: Myself
6) Last time you said 'I love you': I dunno
7) Last time you cried: Fuck if i know
8) What's in your CD player: Nothing
9) What color socks are you wearing: N/A
10) What's under your bed: Took of the bed frame a year ago
11) What time did you wake up today: 9:30
12) Current taste: Like I need water taste
13) Current hair: Messy hair that got cut at 5 am by a drunk hairdresser in training
14) Current clothes: N/A
15) Current annoyance: Girls
16) Current longing: To do well
17) Current desktop picture: My Bro and Me
18) Current worry: Girls
19) Current hate: life
20) Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: Smile, Eyes, I dunno it depends on the person
21) Last CD that you bought: Cat Stevens All Time Hits............. I know hes a bad guy (so the gov't says) but I don't care
22) Favorite place to be: Drunk on a thur walking alone through the feilds gives a guy time to think
23) Least favorite place: In my memories
24) Time you wake up in the morning: whenever i can
25) If you could play an instrument what would it be: Guitar.
26) Favorite color(s): blue
27) Do you believe in an afterlife: why not there has to be something to punish me for how I am here
28) How tall are you? fuck i dunno
29) Current favorite word/saying: Take the edge off
30) Favorite book: Nothing I hate books they should all be burnt
31) Favorite season: Spring
32) One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to:These are pretty easy ones first would be Gloria to explain everything I did when it happened not years later. And the second would be Brooke so I would have kicked the bitch to the curb years ago
33) Favorite day: Thur
34) Where would you like to go: London
35) What is your career going to be like: Hopefully helping people
36) How many kids do you want: 2
37) What kind of car will you have: Who the fuck knows.......... A flying one????!?!?
38) Type a line you remember from any book:It was the best of time It was the worst of times.
39) A random lyric: When I'm horny like thirsty your a bottle of water.
40) Identify some things surrounding your computer: smokes, ashtray, Massage Oil cell phone (torn apart) Chew a few other things
*Relationships*
1) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no
2) Did you send this to your crush? no
3) Do you prefer friends of the same or opposite sex?:Same
4) Who is your best friend?: I don't want to type all there names you know who you are
*The*extra*stuff*
1) Do you do drugs?: Only to stop the voices from talking in my head
2) What kind of shampoo do you use? Cheap
3) What are you most scared of?: Being Alone
4) What are you listening to right now?: 88 Lines About 44 Women
5) Who was The last person that called you?: No one no phone
6) Where do you want to get married? Outside...anywhere, havent planned much of that
7) How many messenger buddies do u have? 60 I used to have it down to like 30 but then I m
8) If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: Lots but I like to keep my insecurities private ....
9) Any tattoos or piercing?Arm
*Favorites*
1) Color: Blue
2) Favorite number: 7
3) Food: I like Spicy
4) Boy's name: I dunno I used up my only good one maybe Thomas
5) Girls Name: Lily
6) Subject in school: English
7) Animals: Dog
8) Sports: vollyball
9) Place to shop:No money to get new things but best buy
10) Movie: My number one fav? Right now Bad Santa
11) Musician: Gotta be my Cat...who didnt know that one???
12) Genre of music: Classic Rock
*Have you ever?*
1) Given anyone a bath? hmmm..... I dunno maybe???
2) Smoked?: Pot ain't a gateway drug its the rolled up newspapers we used to smoke in Boy Scouts thats the fucking gateway right there
3) Bungee jumped?: Never
4) broken the law?: Yup
5) Made yourself throw-up?:No I'm a puss who does
6) Gone skinny dipping?: To many times to count
7) Been in love?: At one point I thought I was in love
8) Has it lasted?: No, which is why im not sure if I ever was in love
9) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nopers
*First*thing*that*comes*to*mind*
1) Red: Rage
2) Cow: Burger
3) Socks: Need some without holes
4) Greenland: Its icy
5) Beer: No more PLEASE
*Final*questions*
1) If you could be someone else for a day who would it be and why: Someone who is already helping people on a big scale
2) What was the last movie you saw in theatres?: Bad Santa
3) What is ur favorite Cartoon Character? Mighty Mouse as of right now
4) What you ate this morning: Nothing
5) Last time you ate: 4 hours ago
6) Who would you hate being locked in a room with: Any x
Ok as you can see i'm really fucking bored. I need to start getting more sleep. For real. No really. I really do. Alright I quit.