I beat up old guys on my days off

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   So yesterday my sister and I were walking to work. We were looking cool smoking a cigarette, wearing sunglasses, we were some hot bitches as I put it. We came across an intersection near our house, the little white man had turned into a flashing hand. We were half way through that intersection when a silver car approached us. There was a sudden stare down, I looked at him, he looked at me. It was like one of these old western films. My sister and I continued to walk, and then the old man in the silver car went. Her and I stopped, pissed off at what just happened I pulled back my foot and gave a swift kick in the side of his car. Then there was silence over my quick victory. And then I look back to see the old man's car stopped at the side of the road, the door was starting to open. My sister being the "hardcore" gangster that she is lifted her hands and yelled "What!" My heart was racing and knowing that I could not run because of my recent smoke inhailing, I pulled up the sleeves to my sweater. Ready for a rumble with a senior citizen, it was both exciting and nerve racing. He came up to me and said "What did you do to my car?" I replied "I kicked the mother fucking thing!" He went for the punch, I dodged it hit him in the ribs....Ok well that didnt quite happen, Colleen and I just kept walking and laughing about how I kicked a moving car. I caught my bus to Silver City, and she went to McDonalds.  I started to what I thought was 45 mins early but it turned out it was 1 hour and 45 mins.

Colleen picked me up when I got off work and went to Tim Hortons I asked for a large ice cap, they gave me a medium, I asked if this was a large the guy nodded. Knowing that this was not a large I went to the one where they all know who I am and got a real large. Went home smoked a bunch of pot, ate sheddies, and went to bed.

Right now I'm at school wearing a tie looking good as usual.