Like I could pass this one up.

[ds_rockgod]

Put your music on shuffle. Post the first lines of the first 20 songs as a poem.

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[have_no_mercy]

If I only recognize two of these lines, do I fail as a music student?

[ds_rockgod]

That depends. Which two?

[have_no_mercy]

The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and Oasis - Wonderwall.

Also, someone's teaching me about ABBA. Is this considered a good or a bad thing?

[ds_rockgod]

Oh, good. Those are the most important ones, anyway. Besides, if anyone's at fault, it's me. I haven't been the best of teachers lately.

ABBA? They're not bad. Not nearly as bad as a lot of pop groups.

But I dunno how I feel about someone else teaching you about music. I think they need my approval first.

[have_no_mercy]

He was warning me against them,

And it hasn't really been your fault. I sort of disappeared for a few weeks myself.

[ds_rockgod]

Oh. Well, I've never gone out of my way to listen to them myself. They sound sort of...insanely happy. Prolly not something the Ice Queen would care to listen to. Plus, they're Swedish.

Oh, yeah? Where'd you go?

[have_no_mercy]

You doubt my ability to be insanely happy?

Nowhere interesting. I just needed to get away for a while.

[ds_rockgod]

No, I doubt your ability to enjoy insanely happy music. But you need to focus on true rock 'n' roll, anyway, which ABBA is not.

I see. Well, I've not gone anywhere. Missed our bloody concert, yeah? Sorry 'bout that.

[have_no_mercy]

Oh, no need to apologize. Really.

Does that mean you went back and have returned, or that you haven't left yet?

[ds_rockgod]

Haven't left, mate. Still trying to figure out how to get back.

L.A. is getting really boring.