Bust a Gut Challenge: Beer and Sports, Five Things That Never Happened..., I Coulda Been a Defendant

Oct 07, 2008 20:46

It seems I have something of a "naive Fraser" theme going here...

Title: Beer and Sports
Author: Moonlon (maryavatar)
Pairing: Fraser/RayK
Rating: PG
Length: ~1,000 words
Why I'm reccing this fic: Straightlaced Fraser finds your big box 'o porn. What happens next?

"Um," Ray said, because he'd often thought about finding Fraser in his bedroom dressed in nothing but a towel. However, he didn't usually picture such a look of horror on Fraser's face. Or the busted up cardboard carton where he kept his porn in Fraser's hands. The fact that the bottom of the carton had finally given way, scattering dirty magazines all over Fraser's feet... well, that just added a whole extra scoop of 'um' to everything.

Beer and Sports

Title: Five Things That Never Happened To Ray and Ray
Author: cesperanza
Pairing: Ray/Ray
Rating: Not Rated (NC-17)
Length: 800 words
Why I'm reccing this fic: I love a good outing fic. Fraser's five possible reactions to finding Ray and Ray en flagrante delicto are priceless.

"I was enjoying that, Fraser, okay? What are you, the asshole police?!"

"You were... I-oh, dear. Ray, what happened to your pants?"

Five Things That Never Happened To Ray and Ray

Title: I Coulda Been a Defendant
Author: alex51324
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Length: ~1,100
Why I'm reccing this fic: It's hilarious. Fraser discovers he's a criminal -- a repeat offender no less.

“Selective enforcement is one step along the path to tyranny, Ray.”

“Yeah, and the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step,” Ray said. He had no idea what Fraser was getting at, but matching Fraser’s cryptic and irrelevant statements with dumb and irrelevant ones of his own was a new strategy he was trying out.

I Coulda Been a Defendant
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