“Ray, don't exaggerate, it's only two thousand six hundred reindeer.
FRASER I LOVE YOU.
Fraser set off again, clearly following some invisible trail that only a Canadian in a plaid shirt could see.
*dies*
“Are you saying the elves ate Rudolph?” Ray accused.
“It's not impossible, Ray.”
Ray sighed. “Look, Rudolph was a magical reindeer. He wouldn't get old. None of them would.”
Ray has a valid point here.
“This particular individual is healthy.” Fraser placed the poop back on the ground. Dief whined and sniffed it.
“Oh good, I would hate to think it had chicken pox.”
Fraser frowned. “Reindeer don't get chicken pox.”
Did I mention that I LOVE FRASER?
“Or we can follow the reindeer back to its herd because you're not going to be able to fool it into thinking you're an available reindeer,” Ray pointed out. Fraser wasn't even an available human.
Hee!
Ray wondered how much a pre-built cabin would cost and if it would be feasible to ship one this far north.
RAY I LOVE YOU, TOO.
This is awesome. It reads like it could be an actual episode. :D
“Ray, don't exaggerate, it's only two thousand six hundred reindeer.
FRASER I LOVE YOU.
Fraser set off again, clearly following some invisible trail that only a Canadian in a plaid shirt could see.
*dies*
“Are you saying the elves ate Rudolph?” Ray accused.
“It's not impossible, Ray.”
Ray sighed. “Look, Rudolph was a magical reindeer. He wouldn't get old. None of them would.”
Ray has a valid point here.
“This particular individual is healthy.” Fraser placed the poop back on the ground. Dief whined and sniffed it.
“Oh good, I would hate to think it had chicken pox.”
Fraser frowned. “Reindeer don't get chicken pox.”
Did I mention that I LOVE FRASER?
“Or we can follow the reindeer back to its herd because you're not going to be able to fool it into thinking you're an available reindeer,” Ray pointed out. Fraser wasn't even an available human.
Hee!
Ray wondered how much a pre-built cabin would cost and if it would be feasible to ship one this far north.
RAY I LOVE YOU, TOO.
This is awesome. It reads like it could be an actual episode. :D
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And Ray.
I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I was aiming for an actual episode feel so I;m glad I succeeded. :-)
Thsank you for reading.
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