Blue? I'd rather have acne (chat log)

Oct 10, 2008 09:33

Who: Jason and Mystique
What: Mystique is ickle and cutely dorky (and blue), Jason is Jason

  *look, it's a ridiculously pretty  year old in search of food*
  *look, here's a sort of dorky little pre-teen, who's looking scowly on a couch!*
  Morning. *gives her a kinda dorky smile*  Want some breakfast?
  *a sort of why-are-you-nice to me look* Er. Yeah. Sure. *looks confused, though. She's a human kid with red hair, right now - but her eyes are sort of flickering*
  * WeeMystique sets mode: +o Jason
  Okay, come on.  *heads off to make -- uh, scrambled eggs and maybe bacon*
  *is going to sort of follow, a bit warily* *and what the hell is going on with this guy? Older kids aren't so nice!*
  *making food, yay* Are you new?
  *a careless shrug, and her cheek might be shifting from skin to scale to skin again* Yeah, I guess. I don't know.
  Ookay.  *scrambling the eggs and such* I'm Jason.
  Raven. *a small smile, timid, a little*
  Nice to meet you.
  *wee grin* You too. *but damn, her scales are shifting again, and she has to hide behind the chair*
  ...You okay?
  *from the chair, trying to get her face back!* I'm fine, I'm fine.
  Okay. *sets to making eggs*
  *well, cooking. Yes.*
  *aaaaah! It's better.* *a sigh of relief* Sorry. *embarrassed, yes.*
  It's alright.
  *is going to observe the cooking, then.* Can I help? *yes, she's actually nice, at this age, genuinely!*
  You wanna go find some bacon?
  *a small nod* okay. *a pause* where?
  Try the fridge?
  *since we wasn't born in the th century....* I beg your pardon?
  ...*blinks* Um. The fridge?  Big white boxy thing over there?
  *looks* oh, is that what it's called. What is it?
  The refrigerator.  It keeps food fresh.
  Oh, the ice box! Of course. *she goes and opens the thing, then*
  Uh. Yeah.
  *well, we're assuming there is indeed bacon, and she takes it out* Is this... it? *plastic wrapping, this is weird*
  *glances over* Yeah.
  *is turning the package around examining it, then shrugging* Here it is. *on the counter*
  Great.  *aaaand the typist says there's one of those cool microwavey bacon plates, so starts arranging the bacon on it*
  *okay, now she's really intrigued, and looking at what he's doing curiously* That's not how you make bacon! *helpfully!*
  Sure it is.
  No, and this bacon is strange. There has to be a pan, and a fire, and where is the hearth? *confusedly, yes*
  *puts the bacon in the microwave and gives her a confused look*  Um.  The fire's on the stove.
  *more confused* then why are you putting the pork in this icebox? *meaning the microwave*
  'Cause you can put it in the microwave too. It's faster.
  ........... microwave?
  That's what that is. *gestures to it*
  ...... *curious and confused* what is it?
  It's a microwave.  It cooks things quickly.
  .... /how/? There's no fire!
  I have no idea.  I just know it does it.
  *looks around, a bit bewildered* this place is so strange... *and there, her arm, without her control, totally flops back to blue scales*
  *blinks a little -- and look, the bacon goes off* Um.  Yeah, it is pretty weird.
  *wasn't paying attention to her shift... so she's going to look at her arm in /horror/*
  *busies himself with loading up plates and stuff*
  *quick, quick, must fix the arm, but she's panicking, so of course it's not working!*
  (*test*)
  *serves up the food*
  *that blue arm is going to be under the table, thankyouverymuch* thank you. *so, so embarassed*
  You're welcome. Do you want juice or anything?
  No, no, it's alright, please, don't disturb yourself. *quickly*
  Okay. *sits down to eat then*
  *this is so /strange/* *eats, then, too, very confused. Why is he not chasing her out and calling her the devil?*
  *hey, this is a kid who can throw pianos across a room. XD -- and eating yay*
  *well yes but he looks /normal/.* *eating, too, with a bit of a small appetite*
  Is it good?
  * Retrieving #desperatescreen modes...
  Oh, yes, thank you. *eagerly*
  Oh -- good. *grins*
  *blushsmile* you're very nice.
  Oh -- uh. Thanks.
  *a nod, and she goes back to her food. Then, out of the blue (no pun intended)* Why?
  Why what?
  *at her food* why are you so nice?
  ....*blinks* Uh. Why shouldn't I be?
  No, no, nothing. *quickly* *because I'm blue?*
  Okaaay.
  *is going to eat in embarassed silence, unless Jason says something*
  *omnom! :D*
  *is going to calm down, and well, she's had time to ponder it, so....* you're sure you don't mind?
  Sure I don't.
  *about me being blue? not going to say it, not going to say it, not going to say it, not going to say it* About me being blue? *fail*
  I've seen weirder things.
  Weirder?
  You'd be surprised.
  *eyebrows* *her eyes are sort of flickering to yellow*
  *small smile*
  *curiously* such as?
  There's a guy in my city that can fly.
  *..........* that's not the same.
  Still weird.
  but it's not scary
  I'd bet it can be.
  *shrug* do they say he's the devil?
  No, he's actually a hero.
  that's what I mean.
  How do you mean?
  I mean I have to hide.
  Oh. *frowns a bit*
  *just a sad nod*

who:jason, type:chat log

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