[spooked challenge by Sionnain]

[inathunderstorm]

Title: Spookshow, baby
Author: Sionnain
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Kowalski/Vecchio
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 3714
Summary: Ray comes home from work on Halloween night, and finds Kowalski has made a very bad choice about what to watch on TV.

AN: Written for the "spooked" challenge for ds_flashfiction. Title from the Rob Zombie song of the same name. Thanks to waltzfornight for the

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[snoopypez]

The only evidence of animal sacrifice was a few empty Burger King wrappers, and the only thing they managed to "summon" was one tired Chicago detective who threatened to issue them a curfew violation.
::snort:: Scaaaary. ;P

Ray left the station at eleven-thirty, making a quick at an all-night drugstore on his way.
are you missing a word there?

he went over and bitched about Ray to the turtle--who was in the same room, of course--and Ray had tried really hard not to laugh at Kowalski's rant about some people, and by that I mean my boyfriend, not supporting my dream to be Batman.
<3333333

and more hearts for the whole reason for not going to the party because AWWWWW KOWALSKI ILU. and then I love his shirt being inside out, la la.

Because Ray was in love, and nothing said I love you like tiny individually wrapped name-brand candy for which he'd paid full retail price, right?
absolutely, Ray. :D :D :D

Okay, maybe it wasn't actually screaming. Ray was admittedly prone to exaggeration, but Jesus, that was a loud shriek.
I think, of all the fantastic sentences, this might be my favourite.

Ray's eyebrows went up. "So? That give you some magical powers of being able to watch horror movies that you don't got the rest of the year?"
<3!!!

Or are you doing some macho thing and refusing to change it on principle? Because, if you are? Nothing about this looks macho,"
this whole thing, from the bit about Kowalski facing down real life scary stuff (because AWWWW I LOVE HIM) and the channel being stuck, and THIS? I am so FILLED WITH LOVE OMG.

"Right, that makes sense," Ray said, absolutely serious, but Kowalski knew him well enough to know all the flavors of Ray's sarcasm, and socked him in the arm after identifying that particular brand.
ALL THE FLAVORS OF HIS SARCASM. I JUST.

paper shredder!! Fraser NOT HELPING AT ALL!!

Ooh, the little pumpkins--why doesn't anyone like these, they taste just like candy corn and people like that--and--aww, Vecchio. You got me Snickers bars, that's buddies, thanks. Were they half off because somebody opened the bag ate some already?"
you are missing an 'and'! and also, if those pumpkins are the ones I'm thinking of, I like them too! but I don't think they taste like candy corn.. :P

Ray had a sudden image of himself in his work suit and his uncle's fedora, being chased around the apartment by Kowalski in a navy sheet with holes for eyes.
::cackles forEVER::

"Come over here and manhandle me."

"See? Now that idea, that idea I like,"
HI, HOT. :D

and the last liiiiines!! <3 and um, yeah, REAL ITALIAN and DOLLFACE and hjfksjflkafjlsa I want him to say that to meeeeee please. Also, thaaank you for dedicating this to me. :D :D :D

[inathunderstorm]

Yay, thank you for the edit-spots. <333

And...YAY! I'm glad you liked it, and your comments always make me smile. \james/

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS.

::smishes you::