2nd badfic challenge by etcetera-cat

[etcetera_cat]

Title: From Out of an Oyster
Prompt: Fraser is like… totally in love with Ray (the blond one), but Ray is all like… I <3 BOOBS! And Fraser is totally sad and shit until he decides to use his FREAKY MOUNTIE POWERS for evil and totally converts Ray by telling him totally made up Inuit stories about prostate glands. And then Fraser gets to bone Ray

Comments

[mergatrude]

The last thing we need is an outbreak of erotica-themed fable telling.

In other words, dirty Inuit stories! HEE! I am in awe of your take on the prompt.

[etcetera_cat]

In other words, dirty Inuit stories!

*innocent expression*

And, thank you!

[tinzelda]

I absolutely loved this! Far from stoning you, I want to bring you tea and cookies and cheer you on until you finish. It was wonderfully funny and cracky. Please write more! Please?

[etcetera_cat]

\tea and cookies/

[ifreet]

ILU. Seriously.

Fraser doesn't even realize he's telling dirty stories! Dief calls Fraser Boss!

Thursday looked up from her mobile footnoterphone and used it to gesture at the syringe. “It’s one of the most boring substances known to exist, and it’s made from the distilled minutes of local council committee meetings. Just the cure for an overdose of erotica.” Heeeee.
♥

[etcetera_cat]

:D I can cope with being L'ed!

[suchthefangirl]

Wow, I am floored at how your mind works. I read this, then read your post about it and then read this again.

I love the way your brain works. This story made me very happy. I am in awe. Truly.

[etcetera_cat]

*beams* Thank you!

[norabombay]

Wonderful, wonderful crack

[etcetera_cat]

I'm glad you thought so :)