2nd badfic challenge by primroseburrows

[primroseburrows]

Title: Where the Women are Strong, the Men are Good-looking, and the Mounties are Above Average
Author: primroseburrows (with shoutouts to Garrison Keillor)
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Rating: PG at most.
Word Count: Around 1983.
Warnings: Crack can be habit-forming?
Prompt: Stella is secretly a mobster, and she feeds information to Langoustini, and also she spent

Comments

[brigantine]

Eeeee! Mickey Spillane does Jack Webb does purple prose! Cracktastically magnificent! \o/

[primroseburrows]

Aww, thanks!

You know about Guy Noir, right? This was an extreme shoutout to him. :D

[akite]

“Ah, of course! The active ingredient is a derivative of anametyl parabolic coaxial monopolypeptide compound infused in grain alcohol. Constant exposure to the eyes over time can cause debilitating nearsightedness, especially for those of Polish extraction.

Makes sense to me! *g* Oh, the prose, it is the deepest purple.

[primroseburrows]

Hehee, thanks! I blame Garrison Keillor. ;)

[suchthefangirl]

I love Guy Noir! I wanted him to show up too!

Your descriptions were brilliant. I would quote my favorite one, but then I would be quoting them all.

This was inspired badfic! Wonderfully awful.

[primroseburrows]

Maybe Guy will be in the (probably imaginary) Chapter Two, when Our Intrepid Heroes meet up with Victoria and Angie and Armando (oh, my!).

Thanks, darling. :D

[mergatrude]

I think someone's been putting that stuff in my eyes too! They're burning!

This is fabulous!

[primroseburrows]

You gotta watch out for that stuff, it'll get you every time.

Thanks for reading (and also liking)! :D

I wants more!!

[mizface]

This was terrific!! Loved the style, and the descriptions were priceless. The 6/7 thing made me laugh, because that's my son's fave joke at the moment. Guy Noir! Fraser's uniform so red the blind can see it!! "Only three times"!! Fraser questioning whether Ray's Victoria was his Victoria!

This paragraph made me just smile:
To say he was magnificent was like saying the Taj Mahal was a pretty building. His short blonde hair was gelled into spikes so sharp I thought I might lacerate myself should I be brave enough to touch one. Behind thick, awkward glasses shone eyes that for all their lack of focus danced with intelligence, their aquamarine irises as deep and as bright as the Beaufort Sea under the Midnight Sun. He was dressed in tattered blue jeans with a rip across one thigh and a T-shirt so tight I thought he must have donned it on the first day of grade six and not taken it off since.

Re: I wants more!!

[primroseburrows]

:) Thank you, dear. :)