RayK snippet for Akamine Chan by HurrySundown
385 words of RayK, rated PG-13 (language)
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"You think I have issues? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
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"It so happens that I do not have issues. I have emotions. You do know what those are, right?"
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"Hunger is not an emotion."
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"Huh, maybe it is. Do you ever- no, of course you don't. It's a lot easier for you."
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"I didn't say you're easy. Although you've never seemed too picky to me."
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"What about that strawberry-blonde number down the hall? You think I don't know about her?"
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"Says you. This isn't about me, anyway."
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"Like talking to a wall. Or hadn't you noticed?"
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"I mean, I can't come right out and say something like that."
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"Because we don't, that's why. It just is not done."
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"Yeah, I know all about the superiority of your kind. Bite me."
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"Ow, no! Not actually bite me. What's the matter with you?"
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"Fine, apology accepted. Now do you have anything useful to contribute?"
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"I mean, dinner, we eat together all the time, that's not-"
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"You know I can't cook for shit, right?"
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"Well, food is one instance when it is not the thought that counts."
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"I figured you'd agree with me there."
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"I don't know. Wait, he said something the other day about an art show, yeah, it was like a lottery or- no, a raffle. C'mon, what was it?"
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"Pre-Raphaelites. Romantic stuff, huh?"
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"No shit. Okay. So, we go see the romantic pictures, and then we have an also romantic picnic in the park. Which I will pay someone else to prepare."
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"Pictures, paintings, whatever. You really think he'll get a clue?"
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"Now listen, this stays between you and me, right? I mean, I want it to be a surprise, just something nice for him.
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"I figured as much. Are you sure that's a good idea? You know what happened last time you ate one of those."
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"Fine, you can have it. But if you puke it up in my car, you're walking the rest of the way."
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"Okay then. Pitter patter, Furface."
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Notes: akamine_chan requested any flavor of RayK, bonus points for Dief or the turtle, with the prompt: "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" You can read about the Pre-Raphaelite school of art here. My particular favorite work is over here.