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“It’s valentine’s day!”
Battler danced his way to the kitchen, just to stop in his tracks and nearly fall on his face as soon as he set foot in it.
Ronove had told him: the Golden Witch was making chocolate once again, but this time, he said, she was doing it in the most amusing way possible. Battler had to see that-- even if he knew he’d probably end up killed - again - for meddling with that psycho, tsundere witch and her odd affairs.
“B-beato!?”
“... I’m busy right now...” Battler opened his mouth to talk, but his... nose... interrupted him. “Tch. G-get out of here!”
Beato holding a spoon was to be expected, and so was the mess in the kitchen. However, his witch wearing nothing but that apron that kept... adjusting in all the right places...
Couldn’t that damn demon give him some sort of warning, at least?
“H-hey! Wait, wait, wait...! Don’t push!”
“I said out!” Beato acted as if she were completely unaware of her current situation. “Kukuku, or do you really want to taste my chocolate so much, Battlerr? Kyahahaha! Just like a kid, you can’t waiiit~”
He grinned. Her chocolate wasn’t exactly what he wanted to taste right now.
“Ihihihi... as if. I’m not looking forward to getting poisoned again, you know~”
“W-what is that supposed to...!?”
“Can’t you at least tell my why are you naked, you perverted woman?”
“Mu... this?” Battler gulped when she put her hands on her belly. “Well, I was alone and I was getting my dress all dirty, so I took it off...” Then her blue eyes shone, mischievous. “What~? Do you like it, Battler?”
A shiver ran down her spine as he licked his lips.
“Well, I can’t say I hate it... Although you’re old for this kind of look, don’t you agree?”
“Hmph. I’ll take it off then.”
“Heeeh. Let me help you with that...!”
“Tch, watch your hands, you...!” She gasped when he made her sit on top of the kitchen table, near the melted chocolate.
“Ihihi~ I’m getting kind of hungry now...” Beato cackled, and with her spoon, she drew a path from her lips to her cleavage.
“Well, I guess I can let you have a taste if you insist, then, Ushiromiya Battler~”
Battler danced his way to the kitchen, just to stop in his tracks and nearly fall on his face as soon as he set foot in it.
Ronove had told him: the Golden Witch was making chocolate once again, but this time, he said, she was doing it in the most amusing way possible. Battler had to see that-- even if he knew he’d probably end up killed - again - for meddling with that psycho, tsundere witch and her odd affairs.
“B-beato!?”
“... I’m busy right now...” Battler opened his mouth to talk, but his... nose... interrupted him. “Tch. G-get out of here!”
Beato holding a spoon was to be expected, and so was the mess in the kitchen. However, his witch wearing nothing but that apron that kept... adjusting in all the right places...
Couldn’t that damn demon give him some sort of warning, at least?
“H-hey! Wait, wait, wait...! Don’t push!”
“I said out!” Beato acted as if she were completely unaware of her current situation. “Kukuku, or do you really want to taste my chocolate so much, Battlerr? Kyahahaha! Just like a kid, you can’t waiiit~”
He grinned. Her chocolate wasn’t exactly what he wanted to taste right now.
“Ihihihi... as if. I’m not looking forward to getting poisoned again, you know~”
“W-what is that supposed to...!?”
“Can’t you at least tell my why are you naked, you perverted woman?”
“Mu... this?” Battler gulped when she put her hands on her belly. “Well, I was alone and I was getting my dress all dirty, so I took it off...” Then her blue eyes shone, mischievous. “What~? Do you like it, Battler?”
A shiver ran down her spine as he licked his lips.
“Well, I can’t say I hate it... Although you’re old for this kind of look, don’t you agree?”
“Hmph. I’ll take it off then.”
“Heeeh. Let me help you with that...!”
“Tch, watch your hands, you...!” She gasped when he made her sit on top of the kitchen table, near the melted chocolate.
“Ihihi~ I’m getting kind of hungry now...” Beato cackled, and with her spoon, she drew a path from her lips to her cleavage.
“Well, I guess I can let you have a taste if you insist, then, Ushiromiya Battler~”