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i'm not stupid! i wonder why people think they
can treat me as such without dire consequences?
work could possibly have been stressful this
past week, however i've adopted this amazing new
attitude. it's called the "i don't care what
happens to this restaurant," approach. when
people tell me they want to try my patty melt
i tell them it's not my patty melt because it's
got meat in it. when people ask me how spicy my
chili is i tell them johnny rockets' chili is
not that spicy and made of ALL MEAT which means
there's NO ROOM FOR PUSSIES when eating chili
fries with cheese and onions. when people tell
me they love my restaurant i feel sorry for them.
i'm probably gonna get myself fired pretty soon.
it's a good thing people always think i'm joking
or flirting when i'm really openly making fun of
things right to their faces. <3 the trick is
to do it with a smile. i try not to make fun of
people. i just like to make fun of the things
they do.
i like this sunshine. a lot of people don't just
cause they expect seattle to be rainy. i say, you
must not be from seattle because the summers here
are always beautiful. oh the northwest! you're
perfect for me.
i love eggs, but i've not been eating them for a
week now. i think i can cut them out of my breads
too if i tried hard enough and planned ahead enough.
that was actually a lot easier than i thought, the
stopping of eggs... now. if only can stop eating
cheese. if anything, not eating eggs has just made
me eat cheese more. ah, such is my riddled diet.
people keep telling me, "well, you don't have a
reason not to do [such & such] so it doesn't
matter if you actually do [such & such] right?"
and i say, no. it does matter. everything you do
has consequences. i'm tired of people not realizing
this. that is why i will smile, and i will do what
i feel like i need to do to live by the standards i
have managed to set for myself. i'm learning to
love my world more and more every day, and i feel
that in order to love my world i need to know and
love myself as fully as possible.
okay! have a good day everyone!
can treat me as such without dire consequences?
work could possibly have been stressful this
past week, however i've adopted this amazing new
attitude. it's called the "i don't care what
happens to this restaurant," approach. when
people tell me they want to try my patty melt
i tell them it's not my patty melt because it's
got meat in it. when people ask me how spicy my
chili is i tell them johnny rockets' chili is
not that spicy and made of ALL MEAT which means
there's NO ROOM FOR PUSSIES when eating chili
fries with cheese and onions. when people tell
me they love my restaurant i feel sorry for them.
i'm probably gonna get myself fired pretty soon.
it's a good thing people always think i'm joking
or flirting when i'm really openly making fun of
things right to their faces. <3 the trick is
to do it with a smile. i try not to make fun of
people. i just like to make fun of the things
they do.
i like this sunshine. a lot of people don't just
cause they expect seattle to be rainy. i say, you
must not be from seattle because the summers here
are always beautiful. oh the northwest! you're
perfect for me.
i love eggs, but i've not been eating them for a
week now. i think i can cut them out of my breads
too if i tried hard enough and planned ahead enough.
that was actually a lot easier than i thought, the
stopping of eggs... now. if only can stop eating
cheese. if anything, not eating eggs has just made
me eat cheese more. ah, such is my riddled diet.
people keep telling me, "well, you don't have a
reason not to do [such & such] so it doesn't
matter if you actually do [such & such] right?"
and i say, no. it does matter. everything you do
has consequences. i'm tired of people not realizing
this. that is why i will smile, and i will do what
i feel like i need to do to live by the standards i
have managed to set for myself. i'm learning to
love my world more and more every day, and i feel
that in order to love my world i need to know and
love myself as fully as possible.
okay! have a good day everyone!