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I bought a water bong at goodwill.
A water bong...at goodwill.
I was staring at this monstrosity, when an older gentleman came up to me and said "You know you can smoke pot out of that, right?" My face lights up. With a strange curiosity I exclaim, "It's a bong?!" Low and behold, it was. He showed me how to use it then proceeded to ask me out. I, Audrey Murray was asked out...by a 48 year old man.
"I'll treat you good, baby!"
A water bong...at goodwill.
I was staring at this monstrosity, when an older gentleman came up to me and said "You know you can smoke pot out of that, right?" My face lights up. With a strange curiosity I exclaim, "It's a bong?!" Low and behold, it was. He showed me how to use it then proceeded to ask me out. I, Audrey Murray was asked out...by a 48 year old man.
"I'll treat you good, baby!"