haha

Dec 08, 2003 23:03

yo my little brother is seriously the man...
i let him use my computer cos my other bro vin was using theirs and i was going out anyways, and my computer is like a bajillione times better.... so when we got home i was chillin in my room with him. i was still signed on yahoo messeger (which i only downloaded to talk to one or two people on it) and some guy messaged me on it and i told him i always fuck with them and told him he could if he wanted... this is their conversation (keep in mine the kid's only 14... he's fuckin hysterical!!!)


nj_hot_guy: hello
liltalianoshorti: hello
nj_hot_guy: how r u
liltalianoshorti: good good
liltalianoshorti: you?
nj_hot_guy: fine
nj_hot_guy: relaxing
liltalianoshorti: cool
nj_hot_guy: ur profile pic is upside down
liltalianoshorti: you're upside down
nj_hot_guy: haha...
liltalianoshorti: are coming on to me?
nj_hot_guy: i would be upside down if u were doin headstand
nj_hot_guy: am i
nj_hot_guy: hmmm
nj_hot_guy: i'm not too far from u
liltalianoshorti: whats that supposed to mean..pervert
liltalianoshorti: you really thinkso?
nj_hot_guy: yea
nj_hot_guy: i'm near trenton
liltalianoshorti: im not
nj_hot_guy: where r u
liltalianoshorti: you want my exact address?
nj_hot_guy: nah...
nj_hot_guy: name of cool place where we can meet will do
liltalianoshorti: i work at delila's den in brick town
liltalianoshorti: come see me...ask for bubble bunny
nj_hot_guy: ok...
nj_hot_guy: is that one on route 35?
liltalianoshorti: no route 9
nj_hot_guy: u're kidding me?
liltalianoshorti: nope
liltalianoshorti: its in toms river
nj_hot_guy: i've heard of that place on route 35 near club abyss
liltalianoshorti: noo
nj_hot_guy: toms river rt 9 hmm ok
liltalianoshorti: yea
nj_hot_guy: bubble bunny ...hehe
liltalianoshorti: yep
liltalianoshorti: what do you look like so i know who you are when you come up to me
nj_hot_guy: feel free to ck my profile
nj_hot_guy: just saw ur profile...says u work atr a banquet hall !
liltalianoshorti: oh,i havn't updated it in like months
nj_hot_guy: oh and it says 'rich girl' ...hmm...
nj_hot_guy: kewl
liltalianoshorti: yea
nj_hot_guy: you have a cam?
liltalianoshorti: no my 8 year old son broke it
nj_hot_guy: how old are u now?
liltalianoshorti: 19
liltalianoshorti: it was a bad year
nj_hot_guy: huh...u had a baby when u were 11
nj_hot_guy: seems like u are very good at math
liltalianoshorti: i couldn't keep the guys off me
nj_hot_guy: dammm....
nj_hot_guy: bet i can do math better
liltalianoshorti: maybe
nj_hot_guy: i would love to + (add) u to me, subtract ur clothes, divide ur legs and multiply
liltalianoshorti: thats soo old...thats how they got me the first time
nj_hot_guy: haha
nj_hot_guy: nah i don't believe u work at delilahs....
nj_hot_guy: u're playin
liltalianoshorti: im not
nj_hot_guy: u look too innocent in ur upside down pic
nj_hot_guy: do u have any right side up pics?
liltalianoshorti: well i do but but...they look bad from trying to edit out my weaner

then mike blocked him... hahahahah soooo funny!! i love my bro's!!

btw, this is his website, check it out for more funnyness...

http://members.aol.com/meageissexy

and just so vin don't feel left out... well, in my deadjournal like ever post was about that mother fucker lol... so give the little one a chance! (not that my bro's even read this shit lol) peeeace nungas
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