Title: Eh. It's too long. I don't know why I gave it an effingly long title. Just look inside the cut tag.
Pairing: John/Bobby
Rating: R for John's dirty thoughts
Summary: John is so gone for his plumber.
Author: Yours truly, just look at the icon.
I. Broken Kitchen Pipes and Jailbait PlumbersII. The Progress of John's Pipes Enjoy, darlings. Cross posted at x_men slash.