CRACK FIC: U CAN HAZ SOULMATE BONDZ!?
Title: U Can Haz Soulmate Bondz!?
Author: verde_speaks
Pairing: John/Bobby, Bobby/Rogue, Bobby/Kitty, John/Tentacles
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,535
Summary: There's a new teacher at the school, and her powers might cause irrevocable soulmate bonds. W/e.
Note: For the Crack-a-thon @ dry_ice
I had the prompts of: inconvenient telepathic bond, John's mouth only being good for one thing, and a mutant with lust powers. But tons of other crack ideas take a cameo, like physically improbably sex, meta within fic, tentacles, and like.. Other stuff. So hang on for the ride.
Follow the link.. Which is not the same as fake LJ cut.
Author: verde_speaks
Pairing: John/Bobby, Bobby/Rogue, Bobby/Kitty, John/Tentacles
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,535
Summary: There's a new teacher at the school, and her powers might cause irrevocable soulmate bonds. W/e.
Note: For the Crack-a-thon @ dry_ice
I had the prompts of: inconvenient telepathic bond, John's mouth only being good for one thing, and a mutant with lust powers. But tons of other crack ideas take a cameo, like physically improbably sex, meta within fic, tentacles, and like.. Other stuff. So hang on for the ride.
Follow the link.. Which is not the same as fake LJ cut.