Two Limericks!
St. John, on the loose in North Salem,
Is heedless of Feds who might tail 'im.
Who cares about freedom
When an iceboy might need 'im?
It's worth any risk just to nail 'im!
The following relies on using the "correct" pronunciation of St. John: "Sinjin".
There once was a fellow named St. John
Whose anger left everyone Cr. John
A fifth he would down
Then burn up the town
Purgin' his sorrow by B. John
I might have one more later. The last line is awesome but the rest are eluding me.
Is heedless of Feds who might tail 'im.
Who cares about freedom
When an iceboy might need 'im?
It's worth any risk just to nail 'im!
The following relies on using the "correct" pronunciation of St. John: "Sinjin".
There once was a fellow named St. John
Whose anger left everyone Cr. John
A fifth he would down
Then burn up the town
Purgin' his sorrow by B. John
I might have one more later. The last line is awesome but the rest are eluding me.