May 08, 2006 12:01
Last year i was dating a girl who i loved very much.
Out of the blue, my friends were talking about the shaq fu game, where
you as shaq have to battle various whatevers. I ended up thinking about
this conversation as i was plowing my girlfriend, and as i was about to
blow into her mouth, i screamed "SHAQ FU!" as loud as i possibly could.
I think this was the most awkward sexual experience that girl ever had/
will have in the rest of her natural life.