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Mar 04, 2005 01:19

Looks like everybody else is doing this... so I may as well join in.

This time you get two, count 'em folks, two challenges: 10 quotes from games, and 10 quotes from movies.

And remember: I need game/movie AND character quoted.

GET GUESSING DAMNIT



-Games-

1. A horse wiener!? Now, THAT's dangerous! Guys, don't let your guard down!!

2. Davidson is in the house! Davidson is born to be wild! Heh heh...

3. You got whacked, 'cuz you're weak.

4. Bah...another small one. I sensed something a little bigger... what a disappointing catch!

5. Wah ha ha! What do you want, little man? Do you have something to ask me?

6. Can you hear it? Hear this rhythm? This is the rhythm of time -- and life! Don't you love the sound. I used to hang around department store clock counters.

7. Bartender shiny stuff in dreams are made of stooped necromancers. He sings like a banana wrist, having strayed too close to the constellation on their shaved skulls. The rain of frogs ended--

8. "I suspect Achenar," Atrus said, "but I shouldn't leap to conclusions. I'll find him and Sirrus as well. I should have known better than to have left my library unchecked for so long."

9. P P P Paula! Where are you? It's time for a yummy piece of pie!

10. Rabite gets whacked!

-Movies-

1. You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you!

2. Every man has a breaking point. You and I have. Kurtz has reached his and obviously he has gone insane.

3. You atone with me or the world you live in becomes the hell you live in the back of your teeny mind. Every criminal I've put in prison, every cop who owes me a favor, every creeping scumbag who walks the street for a living will know the name of Verbal Kint.

4. You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my fuckin' head off and use it for a fuckin' basketball? You can bowl with the motherfucker for all I care. Just don't let HIM do it. I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant JERKOFF. I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff.

5. Heeeeelp, I'm falling at a 60-degree angle defying the laws of physics!

6. Cooper. Two coffins... No, maybe three.

7. You punch like you take it up the ass.

8. We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

9. We can teach these barbarians a lesson in Western methods and efficiency that will put them to shame. We'll show them what the British soldier is capable of doing.

10. She's my sister AND my daughter!

Alright, you barbarians... let loose!
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