Or so it seems . . .
I just had quite the morning. I woke up, walked to work, getting there at 7:55 am after going to bed at 3:00 am after a night of drinking and smoking and other debauchery. I get there, the boss tells me to go home and shave and to get white sneakers. I didn't shave because I didn't have time to do it before work and I wasn't wearing my white sneakers because I couldn't find them. On my way home, I went over things in my head and decided that I would not work there anymore. I called my boss when I got home and told him. I went back to sleep for a little while, woke up, read some of my OK Computer book, took a shower, ate a fresh-baked blueberry muffin, drank a cup of coffee and a glass of orange juice, and I am currently listening to a mix that I made for my dad. It's quite good. Free copies are available. Anyway, now that I don't have a job, I have lots of free time, so let's all hang out and be merry together.