1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? nope.
2) What was your dream growing up? to be a herpetologist.
3) What talent do you wish you had? music.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? uh....I'd say, KEEP THE DAMN MONEY FOR YOURSELF, I'LL BUY MY OWN BOOZE.
5) Favorite vegetable? ...Turnip?
6) What was the last book you read? ...God, what was it? probably Watchmen.
7) What zodiac sign are you? Taurus
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. r. ear.
9) Worst Habit? uh...that question makes it seem like I only have one that's the "worst."
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? sure, why not.
11) What is your favorite sport? Tennis.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? Both.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? talk.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Again, it's like there's only one "worst."
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I'm actually a fungus.
16) Do you have any pets? Yes. Hatshepsut. I love her so.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN WISCONSIN GODDAMN.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!) He's fat and bearded. Also, I think he's gay, but am unsure.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? they're neither. they are funny.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I'd make me look less Asian.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I'd be your...anti-Christian conscience. I'd tell you to do non-Christian things. NOT LIKE THAT. Damn. I meant, like...not guilt and shame and horrible.
22) What color eyes do you have? Braun.
23) Ever been arrested? No.
24) Bottle or can soda? bottle if glass, otherwise can.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? put 5000 in savings, blow the rest.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at? home.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? perhaps. I don't have much proof for them, but...maybe they exist.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Watch SVU and paint.
30) Do you swear a lot? yes.
31) Biggest pet peeve? There's a lot. People misspelling words.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? DAN!
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Yes, to a degree.
34) If you could live anywhere in the world where would you chose? Midwest. I'm very happy here.
35) Do you believe in God? hahaha, no.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Just post your answers here, fucker.
nope.
2) What was your dream growing up?
to be a herpetologist.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
music.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
uh....I'd say, KEEP THE DAMN MONEY FOR YOURSELF, I'LL BUY MY OWN BOOZE.
5) Favorite vegetable?
...Turnip?
6) What was the last book you read?
...God, what was it?
probably Watchmen.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Taurus
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
r. ear.
9) Worst Habit?
uh...that question makes it seem like I only have one that's the "worst."
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
sure, why not.
11) What is your favorite sport?
Tennis.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Both.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
talk.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Again, it's like there's only one "worst."
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I'm actually a fungus.
16) Do you have any pets?
Yes. Hatshepsut. I love her so.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN WISCONSIN GODDAMN.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
He's fat and bearded. Also, I think he's gay, but am unsure.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
they're neither. they are funny.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd make me look less Asian.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I'd be your...anti-Christian conscience. I'd tell you to do non-Christian things. NOT LIKE THAT. Damn. I meant, like...not guilt and shame and horrible.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Braun.
23) Ever been arrested?
No.
24) Bottle or can soda?
bottle if glass, otherwise can.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
put 5000 in savings, blow the rest.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
home.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
perhaps. I don't have much proof for them, but...maybe they exist.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Watch SVU and paint.
30) Do you swear a lot?
yes.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
There's a lot. People misspelling words.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
DAN!
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Yes, to a degree.
34) If you could live anywhere in the world where would you chose?
Midwest. I'm very happy here.
35) Do you believe in God?
hahaha, no.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Just post your answers here, fucker.
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