Sex, Sandwiches, and Surveys
So…. update and survey time. This gets to come with a useful warning…. woohoo!!!!
First part… if you do not want to read about me and sexual experiences…. DO NOT READ! Though seriously…. I don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t want to read about my sexual experiences…. I love reading about any other person’s sexual experiences….. but I guess that’s part of what makes me weird.
So…. I had sex with this cute college boy this past Saturday morning. It was an interesting experience in a number of ways. First… he was pretty cute…. that was nice. Second…. I was really really hung over and coming off less than ideal sleep. Made everything feel very slow and kinda flowy…. I think that’s a good word for it.
So…. the grisly details…. he wanted to blow me…. which is something I’ve always never cared for. Don’t know why…. but I like don’t want to use my penis in sex. My sexual organ is ever my ass….. I’m such a girl in that respect. But he wanted to… and I was all… hell…. new experience… fuck yeah let’s do it.
So…. it was new experience…. it was quite a fascinating experience. I didn’t not enjoy it….. but it did do as little for me as I figured it would….. just not something that mentally gets me off…. and physically…. yeah… not something my dick enjoys greatly.
Also… first rimjob I’ve ever received…. and wow did I enjoy that more than I figured I would…. but my ass is very sensitive and loves attention. Yeah…. it is a good.
Overall it was a very nice morning early afternoon…. followed by Red Wings crushing the Avs…. also very good.
Second part…. cut lower so you can read what’s after and not encounter sex…. some dreams of interest for me.
So… in this one dream I was making the best sandwich ever. It was turkey and cheese on a kaiser roll, but it had pesto guacamole, raspberry jam, sprouts, and another red paste stuff I’m not sure what it was…. fascinating. As soon as I finished making them, my father took one of them and ate it and I was all sad because I was hungry and wanted both of them.
Third part…. survey stolen from Laurel….. because I’m a survey whore.
1) Is your myspace set to private?
I kinda actually have one now maybe….. and no… like I ever set anything to private. See this entry.
2) Have you kissed someone in the past week?
Kinda…. but honestly…. I’m terrified of kissing. I can have sex with a guy a lot easier than kissing one…. something about kissing scares me.
3) What do you carry with you at all times ?
Me. Keys and wallet and pen and watch every time I go out.
4) Goal you would like to achieve this year?
Maybe actually date someone seriously…. that would be nice.
6) What’s the biggest argument you've gotten into recently?
Either my mother or Dan!.... always the likely suspects for me…. but it was at least a couple of weeks ago.
7) How many piercings do you have?
One in each ear.
8) Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
Online like a mofo. I hate phones…. despise it… especially with people I don’t know. Also helps that my ears suck at hearing and make phones awkward for me.
9) Are you a morning person or a night person?
Uhm…. what’s a mornings.
10) Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes a lot, sometimes not so much.
11) What do you have to do before you sleep ?
Get in bed…. try to sleep…. try to sleep some more….. and then follow that up with trying to sleep.
12) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone ?
Ma mère.
13) Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Dan!.
14) Is someone mad at you right now?
Maybe.
15) Are you perfect?
Of course. Always. I’ve never erred in my life…. I’m the Second Coming.
16) Are you an Aunt/ Uncle ?
No.
17) Last movie you saw in theater?
300….. because I never see movies in the theatre.
18) Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
Oddly… not really. I don’t have many female friends… unless opposite sex counts women old enough to be my mother/grandmother…. I have tons of old church ladies I kick it with.
19) Have you ever had a reptile as a pet?
Cake is like my pet….. just not actually mine.
20) What is your favorite fruit ?
I love fruit… tough call… I love blueberries…. love cherries…. love plums…. love clementines….. love bananas.
21) Who was your last missed call ?
My dear mother.
22) Where are you most ticklish?
Ooh… tough call again… my feet are kinda ticklish.
23) Whos your number 1 on myspace?
Uhm…. I don’t have a such.
24) When was the last time you were sick?
A couple of weeks ago.
25) Have you ever finished a rubiks cube?
No… Only tried one once or twice.
26) When was the last time you rode a bike?
Oh God…. so so many many years ago…. like maybe 12 or 13 years ago. I rollerbladed places as a kid…. I hated bikes.
27) What is one wish you have?
I have lots of wishes…. some good….. some bad for me to entertain…. some I’d only share with certain people…. for a universal one…. that I am happy at whatever grad school I end up in.
28) Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes…. I absolutely never go barefoot…. I love socks.
29) When was the last time you went out of state ?
Uhm… does this count…. what is out of state…. WI? MA? I was in Cleveland last September.
30) Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for little girls ?
Yes. And No. Barbie has gotten pretty diversified…. expanding races, professions, etc…. but I’m still waiting for the Barbie that shows girls it’s okay to have small chests, actual abdomens that aren’t sticks, and nice healthy curves, not emaciated ones.
31) Do you like mornings?
Once again…. I’m not familiar with this “morning” thing.
32) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
At home. My school had been cancelled for asbestos… so I was sleeping in when my mother woke me up. I was all…. I’m sleeping…. holy crap… we’ve been attacked…. go back to sleep.
33) Will you donate organs after you pass?
I’d like to have my organs in other people after I die…. it’s a good thing.
34) Have you been outside of the USA?
Yes…. Canada which probably doesn’t count…. and London and Scotland.
36) If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life would you?
If I could pick the weather every day… fuck yes… if I had to have one temperature forever…. fuck no…. I like variety…. though more often than not would be thunderstorms and night…. because I’m an emo fag.
37) Have you ever started a sentence with "No offense, but. . .
Or some variant…. yes.
38) Do you drink tea?
No. Never liked it that much.
39) Have you ever been arrested?
Not yet…. go me.
40) Have you rode in someone else' s car today ?
No.
41) Are you happy ?
Maybe… more anxious about graduating and grad school and money.
42) Are you happy with your life right now?
See above.
43) In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
Oh….. oh…… of course. Welcome to Friday and Saturday night…. poor booze in cup… drink…. WOOHOO!!!!!!
44) What was the last movie you saw?
Just watched Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones…. Hayden is sexy and can’t seem to act in the movie…. plus way too much emo love drama between Portman and Hayden… could’ve done with less of that and more killing shit.
45) What' s the connection between you and the last person you texted?
God…. who was the last person I texted. Maybe my brother…. maybe Laurel. I never ever ever text.
46) Who do you hate?
No one. There’s people I think suck… but hate is too strong for me. Even Ratzi’s….. I strongly dislike him and everything he stands for…. but my empathy makes me see all sides, understand other’s motivation, and feel for them, rather than hate.
47) What do you wear to bed?
Shorts, shirt, socks which I generally take off before I fall asleep.
48) Has anyone got on your nerves lately?
Yeah… that happens…. but most recent is myself…. I get on my own nerves plenty.
49) Do you think you'll be married in 10 years ?
Maybe…. I’d like it to be so…. but I have doubts I’ll ever find someone capable of loving me.
50) Anyone have the same name as you?
Yeah… I’ve met a rash of people named Jay and Jason in the past few months…. it’s been freaky weird.
51) Do you like anyone other then the person you are with?
Uhm…. that’s a difficult question to answer….. and my answer is a trick answer…. so yes and no.
52) if you were to cheat on someone and not get caught would you and with who?
No. I’d never cheat…. not even for the number one person on my list of want to have sex with…. and man is it hard to resist any at the top of my list.
54) Miss anyone you dated / connected with and why?
I miss friends and family… but dated… don’t have those.
55) One wish you would make to better your life right now?
Get all A’s in my classes…. I had a shitty semester and worry I’ll get unaccepted by grad schools.
First part… if you do not want to read about me and sexual experiences…. DO NOT READ! Though seriously…. I don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t want to read about my sexual experiences…. I love reading about any other person’s sexual experiences….. but I guess that’s part of what makes me weird.
So…. I had sex with this cute college boy this past Saturday morning. It was an interesting experience in a number of ways. First… he was pretty cute…. that was nice. Second…. I was really really hung over and coming off less than ideal sleep. Made everything feel very slow and kinda flowy…. I think that’s a good word for it.
So…. the grisly details…. he wanted to blow me…. which is something I’ve always never cared for. Don’t know why…. but I like don’t want to use my penis in sex. My sexual organ is ever my ass….. I’m such a girl in that respect. But he wanted to… and I was all… hell…. new experience… fuck yeah let’s do it.
So…. it was new experience…. it was quite a fascinating experience. I didn’t not enjoy it….. but it did do as little for me as I figured it would….. just not something that mentally gets me off…. and physically…. yeah… not something my dick enjoys greatly.
Also… first rimjob I’ve ever received…. and wow did I enjoy that more than I figured I would…. but my ass is very sensitive and loves attention. Yeah…. it is a good.
Overall it was a very nice morning early afternoon…. followed by Red Wings crushing the Avs…. also very good.
Second part…. cut lower so you can read what’s after and not encounter sex…. some dreams of interest for me.
So… in this one dream I was making the best sandwich ever. It was turkey and cheese on a kaiser roll, but it had pesto guacamole, raspberry jam, sprouts, and another red paste stuff I’m not sure what it was…. fascinating. As soon as I finished making them, my father took one of them and ate it and I was all sad because I was hungry and wanted both of them.
Third part…. survey stolen from Laurel….. because I’m a survey whore.
1) Is your myspace set to private?
I kinda actually have one now maybe….. and no… like I ever set anything to private. See this entry.
2) Have you kissed someone in the past week?
Kinda…. but honestly…. I’m terrified of kissing. I can have sex with a guy a lot easier than kissing one…. something about kissing scares me.
3) What do you carry with you at all times ?
Me. Keys and wallet and pen and watch every time I go out.
4) Goal you would like to achieve this year?
Maybe actually date someone seriously…. that would be nice.
6) What’s the biggest argument you've gotten into recently?
Either my mother or Dan!.... always the likely suspects for me…. but it was at least a couple of weeks ago.
7) How many piercings do you have?
One in each ear.
8) Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
Online like a mofo. I hate phones…. despise it… especially with people I don’t know. Also helps that my ears suck at hearing and make phones awkward for me.
9) Are you a morning person or a night person?
Uhm…. what’s a mornings.
10) Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes a lot, sometimes not so much.
11) What do you have to do before you sleep ?
Get in bed…. try to sleep…. try to sleep some more….. and then follow that up with trying to sleep.
12) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone ?
Ma mère.
13) Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Dan!.
14) Is someone mad at you right now?
Maybe.
15) Are you perfect?
Of course. Always. I’ve never erred in my life…. I’m the Second Coming.
16) Are you an Aunt/ Uncle ?
No.
17) Last movie you saw in theater?
300….. because I never see movies in the theatre.
18) Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
Oddly… not really. I don’t have many female friends… unless opposite sex counts women old enough to be my mother/grandmother…. I have tons of old church ladies I kick it with.
19) Have you ever had a reptile as a pet?
Cake is like my pet….. just not actually mine.
20) What is your favorite fruit ?
I love fruit… tough call… I love blueberries…. love cherries…. love plums…. love clementines….. love bananas.
21) Who was your last missed call ?
My dear mother.
22) Where are you most ticklish?
Ooh… tough call again… my feet are kinda ticklish.
23) Whos your number 1 on myspace?
Uhm…. I don’t have a such.
24) When was the last time you were sick?
A couple of weeks ago.
25) Have you ever finished a rubiks cube?
No… Only tried one once or twice.
26) When was the last time you rode a bike?
Oh God…. so so many many years ago…. like maybe 12 or 13 years ago. I rollerbladed places as a kid…. I hated bikes.
27) What is one wish you have?
I have lots of wishes…. some good….. some bad for me to entertain…. some I’d only share with certain people…. for a universal one…. that I am happy at whatever grad school I end up in.
28) Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes…. I absolutely never go barefoot…. I love socks.
29) When was the last time you went out of state ?
Uhm… does this count…. what is out of state…. WI? MA? I was in Cleveland last September.
30) Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for little girls ?
Yes. And No. Barbie has gotten pretty diversified…. expanding races, professions, etc…. but I’m still waiting for the Barbie that shows girls it’s okay to have small chests, actual abdomens that aren’t sticks, and nice healthy curves, not emaciated ones.
31) Do you like mornings?
Once again…. I’m not familiar with this “morning” thing.
32) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
At home. My school had been cancelled for asbestos… so I was sleeping in when my mother woke me up. I was all…. I’m sleeping…. holy crap… we’ve been attacked…. go back to sleep.
33) Will you donate organs after you pass?
I’d like to have my organs in other people after I die…. it’s a good thing.
34) Have you been outside of the USA?
Yes…. Canada which probably doesn’t count…. and London and Scotland.
36) If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life would you?
If I could pick the weather every day… fuck yes… if I had to have one temperature forever…. fuck no…. I like variety…. though more often than not would be thunderstorms and night…. because I’m an emo fag.
37) Have you ever started a sentence with "No offense, but. . .
Or some variant…. yes.
38) Do you drink tea?
No. Never liked it that much.
39) Have you ever been arrested?
Not yet…. go me.
40) Have you rode in someone else' s car today ?
No.
41) Are you happy ?
Maybe… more anxious about graduating and grad school and money.
42) Are you happy with your life right now?
See above.
43) In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
Oh….. oh…… of course. Welcome to Friday and Saturday night…. poor booze in cup… drink…. WOOHOO!!!!!!
44) What was the last movie you saw?
Just watched Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones…. Hayden is sexy and can’t seem to act in the movie…. plus way too much emo love drama between Portman and Hayden… could’ve done with less of that and more killing shit.
45) What' s the connection between you and the last person you texted?
God…. who was the last person I texted. Maybe my brother…. maybe Laurel. I never ever ever text.
46) Who do you hate?
No one. There’s people I think suck… but hate is too strong for me. Even Ratzi’s….. I strongly dislike him and everything he stands for…. but my empathy makes me see all sides, understand other’s motivation, and feel for them, rather than hate.
47) What do you wear to bed?
Shorts, shirt, socks which I generally take off before I fall asleep.
48) Has anyone got on your nerves lately?
Yeah… that happens…. but most recent is myself…. I get on my own nerves plenty.
49) Do you think you'll be married in 10 years ?
Maybe…. I’d like it to be so…. but I have doubts I’ll ever find someone capable of loving me.
50) Anyone have the same name as you?
Yeah… I’ve met a rash of people named Jay and Jason in the past few months…. it’s been freaky weird.
51) Do you like anyone other then the person you are with?
Uhm…. that’s a difficult question to answer….. and my answer is a trick answer…. so yes and no.
52) if you were to cheat on someone and not get caught would you and with who?
No. I’d never cheat…. not even for the number one person on my list of want to have sex with…. and man is it hard to resist any at the top of my list.
54) Miss anyone you dated / connected with and why?
I miss friends and family… but dated… don’t have those.
55) One wish you would make to better your life right now?
Get all A’s in my classes…. I had a shitty semester and worry I’ll get unaccepted by grad schools.