Bitter Pillbugs

Jan 19, 2007 11:02

The administration is vowing to oppose measures to lower the interest rate on federal loans to college students. Yep, they're real supportive of edumakation.

My only comfort is that, if I smoke a joint or two, try cocaine, and get a C average, someday I too could be president. Just as soon as a former president adopts me and funds my campaign.

Maybe I'm just bitter because I don't know the trials and tribulations of wealth and power, how gosh darn hard it all is.
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