[Public] Second Shot

[drunkonroyale]

Oi! I want a bigger part next time!

It's always the loyal pet, or the wise cracking bird, or a singing forest robin...I'm sick a this! Why can't I ever play the part of some handsome prince or some kinda crap like that?!

I need a drink.

Comments

[fallingjunkyard]

A few centuries ago, all actors in plays were male. Including the roles of female characters.

[drunkonroyale]

A history lesson is the last thing I need.

[fallingjunkyard]

Is the present preferable to the past? A hundred years ago, you may have played the part of the dashing prince!

[drunkonroyale]

I'd rather be the cracker eating parrot than kiss a guy!

[fallingjunkyard]

What a pity! I'm sure you would have been an excellent prince!

[drunkonroyale]

I still can be, and I'll have a beautiful dame of a princess too!

[fallingjunkyard]

What if the most beautiful princess in the land turned into an ugly ogre when the sun goes down?

[drunkonroyale]

What is this, storybook hour?!

1/2

[fallingjunkyard]

She has flawless porcelain skin, made all the more beautiful and fragile with her radiant smile. Her figure is tall and womanly, curvaceous but not overly so. Her long, brown hair wreathes her body like a halo; she truly looks like an angel descended from heaven.

2/2

[fallingjunkyard]

She's a very nice lady.

But. She turns into an ogre at night.

[depraedor]

Joshua, teasing the poor bird wont do any good.

[depraedor]

You must humiliate him first.

[drunkonroyale]

Ice cold, toots.

[depraedor]

So you've said.

[fallingjunkyard]

I like your style!

[depraedor]

I had a feeling you would.