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T0DAYS SATURDAY.. SO LET ME START WITH THURSDAY IF I CAN REMEMBER.. =\
ME AN ASHLEY G0T UP AN G0T OURSELVESS T0GETHERR.. ANN WE WENT T0 GET SHIT F0R MY M0MYY SINCE SHES SICKK & EVERYTHINGG; ANNDD THEN I THINK THATS THE DAY MY SISTER PISSED ME OFF TO THE FULLEST AND I WHIPPED MY CELL PHONE AT HER HEAD AND IT BOUNCED OFF THE STREET ABOUT 20 TIMESS.. IMM N0TTT SUUREE; BUT I WAS EXTREMELYY ANNGRYY. BUT THEN WE BULLSHITTEDD ARR0UNDD; WENT 0UT T0 H0LLIDAYSBURGG S0 I C0ULD D0 S0ME THAAAAANNGGSS (= AHA.. ANN THENN WE CAMEE T0 MY H0USEE ANN CHILLEDD 0N THE DECKK F0RR A LILL
THENN I WENT IN THE H0USE AN SHE WAS SCREAMIN' F0R MEE TALKIN' AB0UT ''ISA.. U KN0W WHAT WE WERE TALKIN' AB0UT EARLIER.. HE HAS IT'' 0HHWEEE I WAS 0UTTTTTTTTTTTT. HAHA. I WAS VURRYY EXCITEDDD. S00 WE WENTT ANN PICKEDD UPP ISSAA ANN 0F C0URRSEE HE BR0UGHTT A WH0LLEE UNIVERSE 0F CD'S WITT HISS CRRAZY ASSS. I D0NT EVEN REMEMBER EVERYTHINGG WEE DIDDD; WENT UP T0 F0RT G HHHAHHHH.. ANN THEN CITTY CALLED MEEE ANN WE WENT T0 HIS CRIBB WIZZLLEE ANN HE R0LLEDD MY L F0RR MEEE CUZ HE L000VEESS MEEEE (= ANN THEN WE WENT 0UTSIDEE ANN WE ALL CHILLEDD ANN FAUUGGHHTT AHAA.. PE0PLE ARE CRAAZZYY. AND S0METIME BEING 0UTSIDE I MANAGED T0 L00SEEEE MY FUCKING WALLLLETTT =( S0 IM VERY UPSET WITT THHHAATT.
THENN WE LEFTTT T0 G0 SM0KKEE BUT FIRSTT WE WENT BACK T0 ISASSS.. ANN THEN BACK TO CITYSS T0 GET HIS M0NEY T0 G0 PICK UPP HISS F00DD AT KFCC.. THENN WE SPARKKEDD ITTT; ANN B0Y 0H B0YY II WAS FEELIN HIGH T0 THE 10TH P0WEERR. S0 WE WENT T0 KFCC.. ANN WE WALK INN THEREE ANN I RUN STRAIGHT INT0 THE FUCKKKIIN D00RR AHA .. CUZ I TH0UGHTT ITT WAS A PUSSHH E0NEE BUT IT WAS A PULL 0NNEE S00 MY HIGH ASS WAS EMBUURRRASSEEDD. BUT THEN WE G0 INN ANN IM WAITIN T0 GET HIS DAMNN 0RDERR ANN KAABB0000MMM ALL THE LIGHTSS G00 0UTT CUZ WE HAD S0METHIN LIKE A FUCKIN T0RNAD0 HA HA.. ANN IT WAS FKKINN W/ MEE ANN I WALKED 0UTSIDEE T0 TALK T0 ISA AN I WAS GETTIN BL0WN AWAY ANN I RAN BACKK INN AN WAS LIKE HERES S0ME M0NEY JUST GIVE ME MY F0000000000000000000D! AHA I WANTED 0UTTAA THHEREEE; ANN ALL THE DAMNN LIGHTSS WERE 0UUTT S00 IT WAS CRRAZZYY AR0UNDD THHEREEE
BUTTTT THENN WE WENT BACKK T00 CITYSS F0R LIKE 2 AN A HALF H0URSSS 0R S0ME SHIT LIKEE THAAATT; ANN HE FUCCKKIN THREW CHICKEN 0N MEEEEEE ANN A DAMN QUARTERRR; ANNNDD THERE WAS A DAMNN PIN 0N THE C0UCH ANN I SAT 0N ITTT =( AHA I WAS VERRYY ANNGRRYY. BUTTT THENN I SAT THERE WITT ISA ANN LISTENEDD T0 HISS MUUSSIIICC.. ANN THENN I WENTT IN THE BACKKK ANN LAYEDDD D0WNN ANN WATCHEDD THE C00K0UTTT; ANN CHICKENWINGG CAMMEE BACKK ANN WATCHEDD ITTT W/ MEEE; AN DADADADADA; A FEWW H0URS LATERRR WE LEFFFTTT; ANN DID S0ME THINGSSS; IM N0T T00 SURE WHATT WE DIDD TH0 . . . BUT WE WENT T0 SHEETZ; AN S0ME B0YY BRRR0OOOKE HIS NECCK GRILLEENN; ANN 0H YEAHHH WE PICKEDD UP NN00IISEEE S0METIMEE BETWEEENN THEREEEE; ANN DIDD WHAT WE DD000; ANN WENT ANN G0T 0URR PR0DDUUCCTT AHAA; ''0HH ITSSS STICKKYYY'' HA HA HA HA (= 00HHWEEE B0YYYY
SO WE BULL ISHHEDD F0RREVERRR ANN HE ''DIDNT KN0W H0W T0 R0LL'' SO FINALLYY I MADE HM TRYYY ANN HE'S A G000D ROLLLERR I DUNO WHAT HEE WAS TALKIN' AB0UTTTT. BUT WE SM0KEDD ANN MEE HIMM ANN ISA WERE ALL HIGH AS HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL; HA HA.. I KN0 ISA'S STUPID ASS WAS LITTT .. THATTSS F0R SUUREEE. BUTTT ITSS C000LLLL; BUT EVENTUALLLYY I T00K ASHLEYY H0MEE; THENN ISA; THENNN N0IISEE; ANNN I T00K EVERY BACKK WAYY T0 MYY DAMNN H0USEEE AHA PLEASEE BELIEVEEE MEE CUZZZ I WAS WAYY T00000 HIGHH F0R LIIIFEEEEEE.
BUT THEN CITY CALLED ME A HUNDRED AN 30 TIMMESS... THENN I G0T H0MEE ANN TALKEDD T0 S0ME PE0PLEEE.. CALLLEDD SHAWNN BUT WAS ENTIRELY T00 F`ED UP T0 SPEAAAKK; THENNN HE KEPP TEXTIN` MY PH0NNEE THISS CRAZZYY SHHIITTT.. 0HHWEE B0YYY. BUTT I WENT T0 SLEEEEEP. W0KE UP YESTERDAYY ANN WENT T0 SUMMERR GYYMM; T00K TANEISHA H0MEEE; CAME H0ME AN SLEPT F0R AB0UT 24 YEARSS ANN ASHLEY CALLED ME 0FF THE H0000000000K; S0 I G0T UP AR0UND 530 0R S0ME TYPE 0FF SHITT ANN G0T A SH0WERR ANN G0T REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL CUUUTEEEE (= I HAVN'T L00KED REAL CUTEE IN A MINUUTEE; BUT I G0T THIISS. S0 I WENT AN PICKEDD HER UPP ANN SHE WAS G0NNAA L00K LIKE A DIRTBALL ANN I MADEE HERR DRESS CUUUTEEE. BUTTT WE WENT AN G0TT 0UR CIGSS ANN L`S AN BLACKKSS AT SUN0C0; ANN THEN WENT AN G0T ISA & LUNCHMEATT .. ANN ISA WAS TALKIN' AB0UT WHY IM S0 MEAANN BUT IM N00TT ITS JUST MEEE (= BUT WE WENT T0 SHEETTZZ AN G0T GASS; AN DID S0ME THHINNGSS; WENTT T0 S0MEB0DYS H0UUSEE ANN ASHLEYY WENT INNN ANN MEE ANN ISA G0TT 0UTT T0 FIGGHHTT ANN HEE CH0KEDDDD MEEEEEE HAHAAA I WAS HEAATEDDDD; BUT THEN WE WENT AN PICKED UP N0IISEE WIZZLLLEEE.
0HHHWEEEE. THEN WE WENT UP T0 CLASSIICSSS & I WAS HHHHHHHHHEAAAAATEDDD CUZ THERE WAS N00BB00DYYY THEEREE.. WELL THERE WASSSS BUTT BAREELLYY AT ALLL ; IT WAS WEAAAKK. ANN N0ISE AN ISA KEPTT YELLINN ATT MEEE F0RR N0T DANCNNIN' ANN I SAIDDD WHY AM I G0NNAA DANCEE WHEN THERES 2 PEOPLEE DANNCCINN' ; AINT N0B0DYY HEREEE; ''I W0ULDA DANCED WIT YOUUUUU'' NAH IM G00D 0N THAT TIP K 0 HA HA HA. W0W.
ANYWAY... WE FUCKED AR0UND F0R A MIN.. WENT AN G0T S0ME THINNGSS.. THEN I T00K THEM ALL T0 BJS.. 0HHWEEE B0YY. BUT THENN ME AN ASHLEYY WERE 0N 0UR WAY T0 MY H0UUSEE ANN CITTYY CALLEDD AN T0LD ME T0 MEET HIM AT BURGERR KINNGG; S00 THAAATT I DIIDDD. WE FUCKEDDD AR0UNDD AN TALKEDD F0RR A LILLL WHILLEEE; THEN ME AN ASHLEYY CAMMEE HEREEE ANN I MADEE KYLEE C0ME 0VERR HEREEEE ANN I FREAKIN L00VEE HERR F0R ITTT (= ANN THENN MEEE AN ASHLEYY SMM0KKEDDD ANN WAS EXXTREEMELY HIGHH; ANN THEE DUMBASS LET ME BURRNN A BIGGG ASS CHUNK 0F HAIR 0UTTAA THE SIDE 0F HER HEADDD HAHAAAHHA; IIII WASS R0LLLINN F0R YYYEAAARSSS. 0HHWEEE B0Y.
BUT ANYWAAYYSSS; AFTER F0REVER WE DID WHAT WE D00000 AN WENT T0 SLEEP LIKE 20 YEARS LATERRRR; ANN WE G0T UP AT 9 ANN I T00K HER H0MEE N0WW IM B0UT T0 G0 BACK T0 SLEEEPPP THENN G0TTA W0RRKK TIL 10 THENNN T0NIGHTSS AN0THERR DAMNN NIGHHTTT 0F ASHLEY ME ISA AN N0ISE. YALL KN0W WHAT IT IS (= HA HA HA HA SIKE LET ME GET SERIOUS. C YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ME AN ASHLEY G0T UP AN G0T OURSELVESS T0GETHERR.. ANN WE WENT T0 GET SHIT F0R MY M0MYY SINCE SHES SICKK & EVERYTHINGG; ANNDD THEN I THINK THATS THE DAY MY SISTER PISSED ME OFF TO THE FULLEST AND I WHIPPED MY CELL PHONE AT HER HEAD AND IT BOUNCED OFF THE STREET ABOUT 20 TIMESS.. IMM N0TTT SUUREE; BUT I WAS EXTREMELYY ANNGRYY. BUT THEN WE BULLSHITTEDD ARR0UNDD; WENT 0UT T0 H0LLIDAYSBURGG S0 I C0ULD D0 S0ME THAAAAANNGGSS (= AHA.. ANN THENN WE CAMEE T0 MY H0USEE ANN CHILLEDD 0N THE DECKK F0RR A LILL
THENN I WENT IN THE H0USE AN SHE WAS SCREAMIN' F0R MEE TALKIN' AB0UT ''ISA.. U KN0W WHAT WE WERE TALKIN' AB0UT EARLIER.. HE HAS IT'' 0HHWEEE I WAS 0UTTTTTTTTTTTT. HAHA. I WAS VURRYY EXCITEDDD. S00 WE WENTT ANN PICKEDD UPP ISSAA ANN 0F C0URRSEE HE BR0UGHTT A WH0LLEE UNIVERSE 0F CD'S WITT HISS CRRAZY ASSS. I D0NT EVEN REMEMBER EVERYTHINGG WEE DIDDD; WENT UP T0 F0RT G HHHAHHHH.. ANN THEN CITTY CALLED MEEE ANN WE WENT T0 HIS CRIBB WIZZLLEE ANN HE R0LLEDD MY L F0RR MEEE CUZ HE L000VEESS MEEEE (= ANN THEN WE WENT 0UTSIDEE ANN WE ALL CHILLEDD ANN FAUUGGHHTT AHAA.. PE0PLE ARE CRAAZZYY. AND S0METIME BEING 0UTSIDE I MANAGED T0 L00SEEEE MY FUCKING WALLLLETTT =( S0 IM VERY UPSET WITT THHHAATT.
THENN WE LEFTTT T0 G0 SM0KKEE BUT FIRSTT WE WENT BACK T0 ISASSS.. ANN THEN BACK TO CITYSS T0 GET HIS M0NEY T0 G0 PICK UPP HISS F00DD AT KFCC.. THENN WE SPARKKEDD ITTT; ANN B0Y 0H B0YY II WAS FEELIN HIGH T0 THE 10TH P0WEERR. S0 WE WENT T0 KFCC.. ANN WE WALK INN THEREE ANN I RUN STRAIGHT INT0 THE FUCKKKIIN D00RR AHA .. CUZ I TH0UGHTT ITT WAS A PUSSHH E0NEE BUT IT WAS A PULL 0NNEE S00 MY HIGH ASS WAS EMBUURRRASSEEDD. BUT THEN WE G0 INN ANN IM WAITIN T0 GET HIS DAMNN 0RDERR ANN KAABB0000MMM ALL THE LIGHTSS G00 0UTT CUZ WE HAD S0METHIN LIKE A FUCKIN T0RNAD0 HA HA.. ANN IT WAS FKKINN W/ MEE ANN I WALKED 0UTSIDEE T0 TALK T0 ISA AN I WAS GETTIN BL0WN AWAY ANN I RAN BACKK INN AN WAS LIKE HERES S0ME M0NEY JUST GIVE ME MY F0000000000000000000D! AHA I WANTED 0UTTAA THHEREEE; ANN ALL THE DAMNN LIGHTSS WERE 0UUTT S00 IT WAS CRRAZZYY AR0UNDD THHEREEE
BUTTTT THENN WE WENT BACKK T00 CITYSS F0R LIKE 2 AN A HALF H0URSSS 0R S0ME SHIT LIKEE THAAATT; ANN HE FUCCKKIN THREW CHICKEN 0N MEEEEEE ANN A DAMN QUARTERRR; ANNNDD THERE WAS A DAMNN PIN 0N THE C0UCH ANN I SAT 0N ITTT =( AHA I WAS VERRYY ANNGRRYY. BUTTT THENN I SAT THERE WITT ISA ANN LISTENEDD T0 HISS MUUSSIIICC.. ANN THENN I WENTT IN THE BACKKK ANN LAYEDDD D0WNN ANN WATCHEDD THE C00K0UTTT; ANN CHICKENWINGG CAMMEE BACKK ANN WATCHEDD ITTT W/ MEEE; AN DADADADADA; A FEWW H0URS LATERRR WE LEFFFTTT; ANN DID S0ME THINGSSS; IM N0T T00 SURE WHATT WE DIDD TH0 . . . BUT WE WENT T0 SHEETZ; AN S0ME B0YY BRRR0OOOKE HIS NECCK GRILLEENN; ANN 0H YEAHHH WE PICKEDD UP NN00IISEEE S0METIMEE BETWEEENN THEREEEE; ANN DIDD WHAT WE DD000; ANN WENT ANN G0T 0URR PR0DDUUCCTT AHAA; ''0HH ITSSS STICKKYYY'' HA HA HA HA (= 00HHWEEE B0YYYY
SO WE BULL ISHHEDD F0RREVERRR ANN HE ''DIDNT KN0W H0W T0 R0LL'' SO FINALLYY I MADE HM TRYYY ANN HE'S A G000D ROLLLERR I DUNO WHAT HEE WAS TALKIN' AB0UTTTT. BUT WE SM0KEDD ANN MEE HIMM ANN ISA WERE ALL HIGH AS HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL; HA HA.. I KN0 ISA'S STUPID ASS WAS LITTT .. THATTSS F0R SUUREEE. BUTTT ITSS C000LLLL; BUT EVENTUALLLYY I T00K ASHLEYY H0MEE; THENN ISA; THENNN N0IISEE; ANNN I T00K EVERY BACKK WAYY T0 MYY DAMNN H0USEEE AHA PLEASEE BELIEVEEE MEE CUZZZ I WAS WAYY T00000 HIGHH F0R LIIIFEEEEEE.
BUT THEN CITY CALLED ME A HUNDRED AN 30 TIMMESS... THENN I G0T H0MEE ANN TALKEDD T0 S0ME PE0PLEEE.. CALLLEDD SHAWNN BUT WAS ENTIRELY T00 F`ED UP T0 SPEAAAKK; THENNN HE KEPP TEXTIN` MY PH0NNEE THISS CRAZZYY SHHIITTT.. 0HHWEE B0YYY. BUTT I WENT T0 SLEEEEEP. W0KE UP YESTERDAYY ANN WENT T0 SUMMERR GYYMM; T00K TANEISHA H0MEEE; CAME H0ME AN SLEPT F0R AB0UT 24 YEARSS ANN ASHLEY CALLED ME 0FF THE H0000000000K; S0 I G0T UP AR0UND 530 0R S0ME TYPE 0FF SHITT ANN G0T A SH0WERR ANN G0T REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL CUUUTEEEE (= I HAVN'T L00KED REAL CUTEE IN A MINUUTEE; BUT I G0T THIISS. S0 I WENT AN PICKEDD HER UPP ANN SHE WAS G0NNAA L00K LIKE A DIRTBALL ANN I MADEE HERR DRESS CUUUTEEE. BUTTT WE WENT AN G0TT 0UR CIGSS ANN L`S AN BLACKKSS AT SUN0C0; ANN THEN WENT AN G0T ISA & LUNCHMEATT .. ANN ISA WAS TALKIN' AB0UT WHY IM S0 MEAANN BUT IM N00TT ITS JUST MEEE (= BUT WE WENT T0 SHEETTZZ AN G0T GASS; AN DID S0ME THHINNGSS; WENTT T0 S0MEB0DYS H0UUSEE ANN ASHLEYY WENT INNN ANN MEE ANN ISA G0TT 0UTT T0 FIGGHHTT ANN HEE CH0KEDDDD MEEEEEE HAHAAA I WAS HEAATEDDDD; BUT THEN WE WENT AN PICKED UP N0IISEE WIZZLLLEEE.
0HHHWEEEE. THEN WE WENT UP T0 CLASSIICSSS & I WAS HHHHHHHHHEAAAAATEDDD CUZ THERE WAS N00BB00DYYY THEEREE.. WELL THERE WASSSS BUTT BAREELLYY AT ALLL ; IT WAS WEAAAKK. ANN N0ISE AN ISA KEPTT YELLINN ATT MEEE F0RR N0T DANCNNIN' ANN I SAIDDD WHY AM I G0NNAA DANCEE WHEN THERES 2 PEOPLEE DANNCCINN' ; AINT N0B0DYY HEREEE; ''I W0ULDA DANCED WIT YOUUUUU'' NAH IM G00D 0N THAT TIP K 0 HA HA HA. W0W.
ANYWAY... WE FUCKED AR0UND F0R A MIN.. WENT AN G0T S0ME THINNGSS.. THEN I T00K THEM ALL T0 BJS.. 0HHWEEE B0YY. BUT THENN ME AN ASHLEYY WERE 0N 0UR WAY T0 MY H0UUSEE ANN CITTYY CALLEDD AN T0LD ME T0 MEET HIM AT BURGERR KINNGG; S00 THAAATT I DIIDDD. WE FUCKEDDD AR0UNDD AN TALKEDD F0RR A LILLL WHILLEEE; THEN ME AN ASHLEYY CAMMEE HEREEE ANN I MADEE KYLEE C0ME 0VERR HEREEEE ANN I FREAKIN L00VEE HERR F0R ITTT (= ANN THENN MEEE AN ASHLEYY SMM0KKEDDD ANN WAS EXXTREEMELY HIGHH; ANN THEE DUMBASS LET ME BURRNN A BIGGG ASS CHUNK 0F HAIR 0UTTAA THE SIDE 0F HER HEADDD HAHAAAHHA; IIII WASS R0LLLINN F0R YYYEAAARSSS. 0HHWEEE B0Y.
BUT ANYWAAYYSSS; AFTER F0REVER WE DID WHAT WE D00000 AN WENT T0 SLEEP LIKE 20 YEARS LATERRRR; ANN WE G0T UP AT 9 ANN I T00K HER H0MEE N0WW IM B0UT T0 G0 BACK T0 SLEEEPPP THENN G0TTA W0RRKK TIL 10 THENNN T0NIGHTSS AN0THERR DAMNN NIGHHTTT 0F ASHLEY ME ISA AN N0ISE. YALL KN0W WHAT IT IS (= HA HA HA HA SIKE LET ME GET SERIOUS. C YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA